Moomin Head @Catronicator
I'm very short and I can fit into most cardboard boxes. I teach Creative Writing and write about zombies. Terrible fear of kangaroos and lasagne. Miaow. cynicismcubed.blogspot.com Oxford, England Joined March 2009-
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Booking the Dog-Friendly Screening of Gladiator II so I can bark when Pedro Pascal appears on the screen
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MR FRODO???
Gen Z really love to say that they’re “yapping” lately 👀
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I live in the countryside and at the weekends cyclists love to ride round here and when I’m driving I have so much patience and respect but that does end when I see a rare tandem because truly, if you can’t respect yourself why should I
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The teef 😍
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The world is NOT ready for the sublime werewolf transformation in the 1987 Thai movie Wolf.
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Kevin the Kittin
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dorian gray goes on hot ones and he eats all the wings no problem but then when he gets home his portrait is really sweaty and begging for milk
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Has anyone ever won a debate by shouting “they’re eating the dogs”
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I'm still not over the filling of these dumplings I found when looking up Chinese food on UberEats the other day
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this is the future that Starmer doesn't want
this is the future that Starmer doesn't want
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Listening to a very posh growly man on the train tell his female companions about when a boy called Rupert chopped the head off a goose with a cleaver
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Hear me out... Knightmare, but with Joe Wilkinson as Dungeon Master, Adult teams, and everyone's drunk @Channel4
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GANDALF: do NOT touch the palantír PIPPIN:
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