Ray Celeste @CelestialRay
Parody Account Joined November 2013-
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hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
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We don't need to be protecting abusers. Way to go mom.
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i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
Well folks, we’ve hit the point in the semester where the imposter syndrome is getting to me SO instead of thoughtful responses in class I will exclusively be making jokes because 🎶I was clearly just accepted for entertainment🎶 💫
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i’m obsessed with soft launch boyfriend reveal culture. is that a man’e sleeve in ur mirror selfie?? who’s drinking that second beer in your photo dump?? keep the people guessing!!!
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I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again
Happy Giving Day from me and my Mary Wash corner! It feels good to give back to a place that gave me so much! 🥰 #AllTogetherUMW #MaryWashDay
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The Bravo fandom is never more at peace or connected with each other than when there’s an arrest of one of our cast members.
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The two genders of 27:
Would still love this @houseparty! I know the clock comes up after specific amounts of time but a general “you were in the house for ___ minutes” would be helpful!
Would still love this @houseparty! I know the clock comes up after specific amounts of time but a general “you were in the house for ___ minutes” would be helpful!
🎶 Watermelon chicken SALAD 🎶 @Harry_Styles vm.tiktok.com/ZMJhUd7Kd/
I remember a series of escalating, licking-related dares. What started as licking a clock on the wall, turned into licking TVs, a book scanner, chairs, and even appliances in the men’s restroom. (All licking done totally sober, btw)
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1. A speedy, affordable, and meaningful way to stay in touch with friends & family during the pandemic 2. One of very few non-racist American things that makes me feel genuinely patriotic 3. Exceptional dog merch #SaveTheUSPS
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Hi @GovofCO! I was actually emailing you about Elijah McClain’s death at the hands of police officers in your state, not Covid :/
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i was taught more about how spaghetti strap tank tops were intolerable than racism
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