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Ahh, I see that Chip Roy has reached his final form: Yelling at a bunch of empty chairs on the House Floor about Muslims. He is truly the rightful heir to Louie Gohmert.
Ahh, I see that Chip Roy has reached his final form: Yelling at a bunch of empty chairs on the House Floor about Muslims. He is truly the rightful heir to Louie Gohmert.
Truck stuff is a few cases of water and two bags of potting soil, apparently
Truck stuff is a few cases of water and two bags of potting soil, apparently
I love that everyone got really into 30Rock in December and now you all reference the best show that was ever on TV regularly
I love that everyone got really into 30Rock in December and now you all reference the best show that was ever on TV regularly
I absolutely cannot use this in what I'm writing. But everyone please come appreciate this sentence that my Intern wrote for me: "The government was so impressed with its own generosity, it gave itself an A for effort in small business spending in 2023." Reader, I snorted
The duality of women @CertainlyNotLiz @BellicoseCitizn
She looks like she's dying please don't do this to yourself
She looks like she's dying please don't do this to yourself
Do not get your ancient history from tech bros. They do not know the evidence. They do not understand the questions we can ask of our evidence. They just affirm their own views of today's world from a misreading of the past Get your ancient history from real ancient historians
Do not get your ancient history from tech bros. They do not know the evidence. They do not understand the questions we can ask of our evidence. They just affirm their own views of today's world from a misreading of the past Get your ancient history from real ancient historians
This is also true about aircraft noise complaints received by @capturemediator last year.
Murphy still out here Dading better than a lot of humans
Murphy still out here Dading better than a lot of humans
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588K Followers 48 Following Authenticity is hard to find, come get your dose of real. Posts are indicative of my values, opinions, and stories. @newheightshow @underdog_phlAhh, I see that Chip Roy has reached his final form: Yelling at a bunch of empty chairs on the House Floor about Muslims. He is truly the rightful heir to Louie Gohmert.
Roy: I have some strong concerns about Sharia law and whether that'll be forced on the American people.
Why do all the miserable people end up on HOA boards?
Received a letter from the HOA today that said my son riding his scooter in the cul de sac in front of our house is a nuisance and needs to stop. So, you know he and I are gonna be out there riding every fucking day! 🖕🏻
Panera Bread is reportedly set to drop its Charged Lemonade drinks, which have been at the center of multiple wrongful death lawsuits. trib.al/LmwvIOb
there are people in the US who will insist this never actually happened, i've interacted with them; apparently reckoning with the fact we were staring into the abyss is too much
Summer 2020: Trump ordered federal BORTAC paramilitary troops into Portland against the wishes of mayor and governor, in camo without agency ID, nametags, or badges, grabbing protestors and bystanders off the street into unmarked vans w/o explanation
It’s really not complicated. The vast majority of DC residents find Republican politicians and their policies reprehensible. Alerting DC residents that these folks are supporting the recall campaign is called politics.
It’s insane watching @charlesallen, @BrianneKNadeau, & co. find the most unhinged & unnecessarily dramatic ways to tell DC voters/residents (like myself) that our opinion doesn’t matter because we don’t align with their (far-left) politics. Insane, but sadly not surprising.
Anakin and the younglings
What are your thoughts about this?
Truly hideous my god
@SeanOhhhh I'm more concerned about the American evangelical version of sharia law being forced upon women, LBGTQ and minorities in Texas and other Southern states here in America, Chipster.
“I’m so depressed I act like it’s my birthday every day” is what Pride Month feels like when you live in a state that is actively trying to eradicate queer people
Allow dogs to hold their ground!
Indeed. Dogs are way smarter than the people who shoot them
Taylor Swift goes harder than this.
Reminder: i am single af. I do not answer to anyone. Do not approach me as if you know me or think you know otherwise. I will embarrass you. 😌💅🏼
this is weird
NEWS for NDAA nerds: In a break with precedent, the House Armed Services Committee isn't planning to hold subcommittee markups this year. Instead, they'll consider the subcommittee portions of the bill at the full markup May 22. More here ($): plus.cq.com/doc/news-80051…
The perfect evil lair.
My favorite thing about this is that the address is 0, as in 0 Smith Point Rd. Currently listed for only $450,000 in Reedville, VA Also it was originally built in 1897???
Again. If they faced an actual adversarial press corp the monarchy would be abolished before the year was through. Awarding themselves honorifics while refusing to participate in Invictus events. Nice.
Charles is revealing that he will hand over the role of Colonel-in-Chief of the Army Air Corps to William the same day Harry is in the 🇬🇧? God, they're pathetic. The jealousy these people have for #GoodkingHarry is almost too funny.
I would simply never leave the house again
This is Seiko. He was just adopted. Now that he finally has a human of his very own, he's never letting go. 14/10
Discovered a new inanimate object for gay guys on the internet to stan
NEWS ALERT: Body of sixth and final construction worker recovered from the Patapsco River more than a month after the Baltimore Key Bridge collapsed after being struck by container ship. wtop.com/blog/2024/05/t…
how is one capable of carrying a block of ice with their bare hands all night. gotta applaud the commitment