Jonathan @Cheeetar
I am from Australia and try to be a good person. They/any. Joined December 2013-
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Don’t even bother with girls. They only like guys who they are attracted to.
Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new
Louis CK was beheaded at the Riyadh festival? I thought this was a joke but apparently not
Sometimes - for no reason at all - I look back at what the former ABC chair Ita Buttrose said during this front cover story for Stellar magazine.
"The famine was the result of the Irish eating too many potatoes". Listen to yourself. You are speaking gibberish. The famine was the result of the Irish eating too few potatoes.
reading about palestinian liberation in the 30s and discovered the Independence Party’s exquisite slogan:
Missed one you dumb bitch
@NopeSignal “$100,000, you say? Well that’s a steep price but I’m willing to pay it to have my son arrested, officer”
Euthanizing my stupid chud son for the love of the game
Euthanizing my stupid chud son for the love of the game
(liberal op ed) There is something brave—noble, even—in being Evil
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk jezebel.com/we-paid-some-e…
JK Rowling posting AI slop and getting mad about it Presumably she thinks she can read what this says
Statement from the speaker of the house:
Statement from the speaker of the house: https://t.co/x8ePrKVUV9
I don’t give a fuck about “body count.” All I wanna know is “mind count,” how many different thinkers have you exchanged ideas with. How “ran through” are you are you by philosophers and poets?
I love when certain people post their dating app convos on here and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like
they are policemen though, that's what the police does. framing it like this distracts from the structural issue and makes it out to be one of character instead.
they are policemen though, that's what the police does. framing it like this distracts from the structural issue and makes it out to be one of character instead.
Did you know Australia lost a war to EMUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then they lost a prime minister 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the named a SWIMMING POOL after him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 everything in Australia wants to KILL you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 even the DROP BEARS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lucky it’s all UPSIDE DOWN 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's a real disconnect between the heroic image that industries prop up for marketing purposes and the sad reality of the consumers. Kyoichi Tsuzuki's book "Happy Victims" shows the real lives of people who buy high-end designer clothes. I see a similar issue with guns.

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