Chevron Executive (Parody) @ChevExec
Chevron executive parody account. Making my volumes the safe, clean, and responsible way. Reppin mid-con, we got it goin on, yeah we number 1. Joined September 2019-
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Dear @SecretaryWright THE #PERMIAN, UNDENIABLY AMERICA'S OIL BASKET, IS SEEING SHARPLY DECLINING ACTIVITY. YOU HAVE ADVOCATED FOR STILL LOWER OIL PRICES. WHY DO YOU WANT TO UNEMPLOY AMERICAN OIL WORKERS AND LOWER U.S. OIL PRODUCTION?
🚨NEW: Zuckerberg caught on a hot mic: "I wasn't ready to do our announcement. I wasn't sure what number you wanted to go with." 😂😂😂
Reminder that oil today at $62 is an inflation adjusted $45 in 2015 The fact that the US shalebros just plowed away the best US resources at these prices will be looked back at with shame No one believes your IRRs; the proof (or lack thereof) is in the equity values
Reminder that oil today at $62 is an inflation adjusted $45 in 2015 The fact that the US shalebros just plowed away the best US resources at these prices will be looked back at with shame No one believes your IRRs; the proof (or lack thereof) is in the equity values
Are you ready for the mother load of all U-turns ?? Neglecting Science and Economics will haunt you regardless of how much subsidies you allocate. Printing more money willnot fix it ! German industry lobby says energy transition risks 5.4-trillion-euro burden by 2049…
In 2024, Climeworks’ Mammoth DAC (carbon capture) plant in Iceland captured 105 tonnes of CO2, less than the emissions of a dozen 18-wheelers and 1,000 times below the company’s target. Cost to build the plant was over $1 billion dollars. For every ton of CO2 captured, the…
"Saudi Arabia is increasing production to recapture market share"
If climate science is settled science, do we need to fund it anymore?
Number of oil rigs is collapsing yet production remains unchanged
Number of oil rigs is collapsing yet production remains unchanged https://t.co/BpzprwUox5
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giving a landman literally any geologic map
WSJ: "Trump opened the dinner by remarking on a significant obstacle for tech companies: procuring enough electricity to power massive data centers needed to develop AI...I know everybody at the table indirectly through reading about you and studying, knowing a lot about your…
WSJ: "Trump opened the dinner by remarking on a significant obstacle for tech companies: procuring enough electricity to power massive data centers needed to develop AI...I know everybody at the table indirectly through reading about you and studying, knowing a lot about your… https://t.co/XQknEqPXzi
This stuff hurts my brain. US oil demand is 21M bpd, the US produces 13.4Mbpd (shale + deep water) and don't get me started on crude quality
When normalized for lateral lengths 2024 & 2025 HZ tight oil wells in the Permian Basin are the LEAST PRODUCTIVE they've been in 9 years. 15K ft. laterals mask over-drilled, pressure depleted cores. When there is no more room to drill long laterals, production will drop, fast.
The prevailing MSM narrative is that OPEC+ wants to flood the market to regain market share . Let me tell you why this is wrong: 1. US shale is peaking, (I would argue has peaked, but that is entirely different discussion) OPEC+ isn’t facing the same competitive threat as in…
In commodities, the temptation of those with spare capacity is always the same: offset price losses via higher volumes. We have seen it so many times, and everyone knows how it ends. Let’s see if the temptation becomes reality — and what those without spare capacity say.
I must say, the Chinese parade really lacks diversity!
In the presence of the two presidents, a legally binding memorandum was signed on the construction of the "Power of Siberia 2" gas pipeline, along with the "Soyuz Vostok" transit leg through Mongolia. It is a project that is worth more politically and economically than the…
No amount of deregulation, is going to help shale right now. Gone are the wildcatter days, as, every possible investor was burned, banks, PE, etc. Since 2016 the M&A in this space has been massive. After 2020, M&A only skyrocketed. Why? Because larger companies started buying…
Secretary Wright's point is pretty straightorward: if only 21% of global energy supply is electricity, then it doesn't matter how much solar you build, you're only able to meet 21% of energy needs. This isn't even an attack on solar per se. It's an attack on the limitations of…
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