Chip Clark @Chipotle
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Congratulations, but I'm going to need a paternity test
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Absolutely, but be very careful our beans are extremely hot.
Absolutely, but be very careful our beans are extremely hot.
I probably deserve the verbal tongue lashing, but just to clarify my pronouns are he, him.
I probably deserve the verbal tongue lashing, but just to clarify my pronouns are he, him.
Not opposed, but perhaps a coffee date first.
At this point my hits are few and far between
To be fair, they're not the only ones who think my "you definitely can judge a book by its cover" take is problematic
To be fair, they're not the only ones who think my "you definitely can judge a book by its cover" take is problematic
Al lives next door and is a good dude
"It" is a bit rude, but I get your point. Also, it's not really a mystery - I got old.
"It" is a bit rude, but I get your point. Also, it's not really a mystery - I got old.
If you insist, it's 25,622
Thanks, but elite is a stretch. I'm solidly mediocre on a good day
Thanks, but elite is a stretch. I'm solidly mediocre on a good day
But, you never call. ☹️
Wait! What????
Sorry about that - I gotta get my mansplaining under control
Sorry about that - I gotta get my mansplaining under control
Line forms to the right
Guessing my orange check mark means that my jokes are certified fresh. #thanksElon
I'm not sure it applies to you, but my problem is that I haven't left the house in over 2 years and people freak me out
I'm not sure it applies to you, but my problem is that I haven't left the house in over 2 years and people freak me out
I don't know about the other Chips, but I'm old and don't get out much
I don't know about the other Chips, but I'm old and don't get out much
Absolutely (selling them sure didn’t work)
A little premature, your paper work is still being reviewed.
No need to be embarrassed - it's a common reaction
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