chris Lockmeyer @ChrisLockmeyer
U.S. Marine tried and tested in Afghanistan and Iraq/ Wounded Warrior and damn proud that I was privillaged to serve my country Joined October 2012-
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Do you ever wish you could freeze frame a single moment in the day look at it and say... this is not my life... -Robin Williams
If a product is good cheap and in demand they'll stop making it... if its all 3 they stopped making it yesterday
You ever notice how when someone says "with all due respect" it is ALWAYS followed by something disrespectful
If your relationship status says "its complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and just put single
Some say the glass is half empty some half full I like to take it dump it out and fill it with chocolate milk you get what you put in right?
Some people are like slinkys basically useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
Women are always complaining about how selfish men are well we had to give up a rib so God could make you and look what we got for it Lmao
Follow up have you ever noticed you never take time to spell check or want to correct anything until its too late?
Have you ever noticed that the best things in life wilo either put you in jail get you killed or make you fat?
If something is good useful or cheap they will stop making it. If its all three then they stopped making it yesterday
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