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My boss said he is leaving early today. What a coincidence so am I
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Why do people who buy energy drinks seem to have the least amount of shit going on? #fact
I selling tin foil hats, time machines and flux capacitors if anyone is interested please #retweet and I will send you a price list.
DiGiorno should start delivering pizza just to screw with people
I think I was mistaken when my boss told me she likes to see me 'hard' at work.
Hundreds of kids each year get shipped of to Mime Boarding School, never to be heard from again.
When I die I want to be buried with some random animal bones just to confuse future archaeologist
Whenever I feel depressed with myself about how my life turned out, I just go visit the local Walmart and instantly begin to feel better
No PornHub I would not like to share this video with freinds and family on Facebook.
I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole.
I'm pretty sure my neighbor thinks I'm a stalker she wrote on her Facebook, Twitter and both her diaries
Dear McDonalds employee last time I checked there is no age limit on a Happy Meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy. #fastfood
I wonder if the clothes in China say, "made around the corner"
I majored in liberal arts, will that be for here or to go? #fastfood
Just found out that the stick figure decals on the back window's of vehicles are NOT pedestrian 'kill' scores. I will be removing mine ASAP
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