Adam Clarke @Clarkewithe
Five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award St Pete | UF | DC | Kellogg MBA Evanston, IL Joined July 2012-
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Betsy Ross, Paul Revere, John Hancock, and the Liberty Bell are all useless and exist only to sell more American history textbooks
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Imagine if Quatar wins and they still can’t use the beer 😂
Imagine if Quatar wins and they still can’t use the beer 😂
Me every time a tweet doesn’t load this week
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I GOT TODAYS TAYLOR SWIFT WORDLE IN ONE GUESS Taylordle 24 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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hot girls only want one thing and it’s high speed trains
Imagine buying super bowl tickets and having to watch the back of the houses at the halftime show
My first ever wordle 2/6 was on the Taylor Swift edition Taylordle 6 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
What man is secure enough to wear makeup but so insecure that they need it called “War Paint”? Who is this demographic???
Here’s the problem with Harry Potter: There’s 5 griffindors in his year * 2 sexes * 4 houses * 80 year life expectancy = 3,200 wizards in Britain Of course Harry’s famous, the whole place is the size of a very small town!
And I’m the one who starts setting up the game anyway
And I’m the one who starts setting up the game anyway
why does my microwave clock need to know AM/PM? If i ever use my microwave to figure out if it’s 3 am or 3 pm I don’t deserve to know
There's a kid at this breakfast buffet who's whole plate consists of a box is cereal and 8 giant marshmallows. He is absolutely drunk on the power.
It’s gonna be a great day Wordle 208 3/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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