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3 years ago

CORK LOTION. Forever immortalised by Paula Abdul. BOX MO4316, Weston-super-mare. #paulaabdul

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3 years ago

STUFFED STOCKINGS. As owned by Daniel Day-Lewis. BOX MA9298, Kingsteignton. #danieldaylewis

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3 years ago

NYLON CD COLLECTION. As used by Adele. BOX CP2632, Attleborough. #adele

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3 years ago

MINIATURE CHOCOLATE BAR. Made for bored middle manager. £51 or free for naked wrestle. Candy the Dominatrix, Faversham. #chocolatebar

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3 years ago

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED SEVENTEEN ALARM CLOCKS IMPORTED FROM CHINA? Excellent gift for group of amateur train spotters. £28 or free for naked wrestle. Beatrice, Henley-on-Thames. #alarmclocks

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3 years ago

WANT A CHANCE TO OWN SIXTEEN TENNIS RACQUETS FROM MEDIEVAL LONDON? Available for psychologist. £4 or make me an offer. Sting, Swindon. #tennisracquets

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3 years ago

DESPERATE STREET CLEANER SEEKS COFFIN MANUFACTURER LIBERALLY SALTED AND PEPPERED. BOX WT9059, Salcombe. #coffinmanufacturer

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3 years ago

EXQUISITE TRUCK DRIVER SEEKS BORED GOTH FOUND AT MURDER SCENE. BOX MT1993, Newport Pagnell. #boredgoth

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3 years ago

COMPLETELY GREY DEODERANT. As owned by Michael Fassbender. BOX JR4820, Amble. #michaelfassbender

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3 years ago

PROVEN-TO-BE-FAKE CUP OF M&MS. Made for sexpat. £21 is a bargain price. Domingo, Dorking. #cupofmms

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3 years ago

IMAGINARY CARROTS. As used by Patsy Kensit. BOX HW2399, Newton-le-willows. #patsykensit

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3 years ago

WOULD YOU LIKE TO OWN NINETEEN SKIN GRAFT MANUALS ENDORSED BY SAMULEL PEPYS? Made for so-called individual. £80 or let's haggle. Robbie Williams, Billingham. #skingraftmanuals

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3 years ago

SENTIENT AVOCADOS. Designed by Charlie Chaplin. BOX OW1374, Watchet. #charliechaplin

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3 years ago

CONCRETE MOUSE PAD. Perfect for philosophy student who has run out of LSD. £2 for 24 hours only. Kev, Oakengates. #mousepad

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3 years ago

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED SEVEN FERRARIS FOUND IN A CANAL? Would suit village solicitor. £75 or let's haggle. Harry, Cannock. #ferraris

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3 years ago

WOULD YOU LIKE TO OWN ELEVEN SKIN GRAFT MANUALS FOUND IN A CANAL? Something for middle-aged know-it-all. £1 until midnight. John, Paul, George and Ringo (no, not them), Romford. #skingraftmanuals

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3 years ago

WANT TO GET YOUR HANDS ON FIFTEEN JAZZ MAGS NAILED TO A WALL? Made for car bumper sticker artist. £42 is a bargain price. Wendy Willis, St.Mawes. #jazzmags