Classifeeds @Classifeeds

SELLING PEOPLE. Want to offer up a classifeeds prize? Contact [email protected] (@Corgi - I'm looking at you!) Back end of the local rag Joined March 2010

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

a year ago

Come on England!

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

FOR SALE: Used Teflon frying pan. Great for making bacon, eggs, and radioactive omelettes. Only slightly contaminated. Contact Area 51 for more information. #government

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

FOR SALE: Gaming chair. Designed for maximum comfort during long gaming sessions. Comes with built-in snacks and drink holder, and a toilet bucket for shits.

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

WANTED: Sidekick for world-saving adventures. Must be willing to take a few hits and not complain when I take all the credit. Ideal candidate has no backstory or personality of their own.

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

WANTED: Fish with a degree in finance. Need someone to manage my offshore accounts. No sharks, please.

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

For sale: One carrot, slightly used. Carrot has been known to induce sight beyond sight. Use at your own risk.

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

Free to a good home: A potato that looks like it's seen some things. Perfect for your next baked potato night.

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

WANTED: A sense of purpose. Must be willing to work weekends and holidays

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

FOR SALE: A painting that's missing a few brush strokes. But hey, it's abstract, so who cares?

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

FOR SALE: haunted house. Former occupants didn't leave peacefully, but at least the poltergeists are polite. Perfect for masochists and paranormal enthusiasts."

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

WANTED: time traveler to prevent existential crisis. Payment in chocolate or alcohol. Bonus points if you can bring back David Bowie.

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For sale: a lifetime supply of sausages. Never been opened or eaten, as they were acquired from a questionable source. The package contains a warning label saying, Asking price:£1 or if you have any tips on how to dispose of questionable meat).Serious inquiries only, please.

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

"For Sale: 2023 Lamborghini Flying Car. Only driven once, by a billionaire astronaut. Comes with a free spacesuit. Price negotiable, but must be paid in cryptocurrency. Serious inquiries only, no time wasters or flat-earthers."

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Classifeeds @Classifeeds

3 years ago

FOR SALE: ultra-fast, turbo-charged, rocket-powered bike! It'll get you from A to B in no time (literally, we don't recommend trying to ride this bike to Z)! Comes with a free helmet and a warning label. Asking price: a mere arm and a leg (seriously, we need the parts).