Pope Grumpnatious III @mostly_grumpy
It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat. Askwith, England Joined February 2009-
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Saw a Vauxhall chevette (gold) today, haven’t seen one in years.
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Reform say they’re ready to make difficult decisions for the country. Obviously this doesn’t include having the bottle to tell Andrea Jenkyns she’s a fucking embarrassment and can’t sing.
He prefers a fruity brown sauce, Sir.
I see chinny fat cunt has been to primark on the way to the racist conference.
Did my first Amazon return today. Accidentally bought some skinny fit jeans. What have you been doing to yourselves all these years? Jesus.
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Hey @TRobinsonNewEra, you forget that in 2014 you served 10 months of an 18-month sentence for mortgage fraud.
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"How did I get into politics? Well, it all started when I called for a hotel full of men, women and children to be set on fire"
"How did I get into politics? Well, it all started when I called for a hotel full of men, women and children to be set on fire"
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Macbeth wandering on the heath
Donnie Fiasco
Heading into the metropolis that is Leeds what for to get my ‘cash on the hip’ for Mexico.
Oooooooo bodycaaarrreee. *rollerskates in white jeans* I know it’s bodyform. Fuck off.
Can Nadine Dorries stand to be an MP for reform at the next election after being elevated to the House of Lords by Boris? No. Hold on, I remember now. As you were.
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If the UK's tax, payments and customs authority got angry with Angela Rayner, perhaps the headline might be HMARSEY
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Downloading The Best of the Duchess of Kent
Sean Connery as his legs became weaker with age.
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