Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour
I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her) prettyfeetpoptoe.com London Joined August 2011-
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Today in brains are fucking stupid: Told myself it’s so nice outside, I should get out there and enjoy it, don’t be lazy. I knew it was nice out there because… I had just returned from a 7k run.
Accidentally kicked a drinks can and I sincerely hope that fact it wasn’t warm significantly reduces the chance it is piss that spattered up my ankle.
She is very good at this! 😂
Last RT, not even sure what they’re doing but I admire how they’re doing it. Objectively funny when someone who sees themselves as superior has all attempts to manipulate quashed like that.
these kids are so organized and have an established hierarchy of roles and goals, this is nothing like occupy. they know how to spot feds
these kids are so organized and have an established hierarchy of roles and goals, this is nothing like occupy. they know how to spot feds
Category is… just because the sun is bright, doesn’t mean you have to be.
Owing to an especially shit night’s sleep, I appear to have awoken with a face like a hog-vomit omelette.
[Mrs Potts voice] 🎶 tale as old as tiiiime🎶
The neighbour and her vagina spawn just full on rage-screaming at each other solidly for half an hour is a delightful way to be lulled like a Disney princess into consciousness from a deep nap.
“Yeah, absolutely FUCK those guys” - the creators of pre-packed sandwiches and salads on learning 20% of the population find fresh coriander tastes like floor cleaner.
Itching for a wardrobe overhaul but the more I look at clothes online the more I wish I were just a brain in a jar with lipstick smeared on it.
I forgot this song happened and OMG how fucking glorious is Eurovision.
Forget the seagull kid, you cannot imagine the lion noise that comes out of this kid. 🤯
The whole of the UK has the opportunity to do something VERY funny next time Jess is out voxpopping.
Did a privately owned water company who hasn’t built a reservoir since 1989 write this
Did a privately owned water company who hasn’t built a reservoir since 1989 write this
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
139K Followers 3K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]
Rhodri Marsden ⏏️ @rhodri
72K Followers 7K Following Vapid Response Unit. Writer. Tech columnist for @HTSI. Rapidly ageing musician. Play with Scritti Politti, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint
Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew
33K Followers 1K Following The paperback edition of ‘Anti Social’ is out now. Buy it, why don’t you?
joe heenan @joeheenan
67K Followers 3K Following Award losing stand up comedian. Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show. Subscribe here https://t.co/Ts0zTiHNI9
Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah
44K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter. Pervert. BBC Monster. Befuddler of Lord Sugar. Broken, sweaty ape. @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social
Tits McGee @Scientits
35K Followers 948 Following Your tweets may be monitored for quality and training purposes. Bluesky: @scientits.bsky.social Tips always appreciated: https://t.co/9Ki5PxTH69
𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥�.. @pearlylondon
68K Followers 3K Following My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
mutable joe @mutablejoe
48K Followers 1K Following former blue tick | [email protected] | represented by @jounwin | buy me a coffee https://t.co/ohy98SjCxh
Jayne Sharp @Jaynesharp
72K Followers 4K Following Actor rep’d by @milburnbrowning ~ Voice artist: rep’d by https://t.co/DgilAvnu9e ~ Writer. Buffoon. INSTAGRAM IDIOT https://t.co/8Exytk4idY
John Niven HQ @estellecostanza
42K Followers 2K Following Shameful Dad. Strathcarnage FC. https://t.co/TWtux42svi
Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey
61K Followers 912 Following I write music for TV so you don’t have to. Baskerville’s dad. Paul’s son. Ember’s accompanist.
badly-drawn barbenhei.. @soapachu
22K Followers 9K Following Not here any more. soapachu on Bl*esky and insta. Come find me! #BLM 🐝🌏🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈#adhd #ocd #queer
©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
7K Followers 736 Following I can type 300 wrods a minute. The Bollock Tyrant. Shockingly Mackem. Underrated account. 🏳️🌈 Ally
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale
22K Followers 991 Following IIllustrator | Commissions: [email protected]
Gabby Hutchinson Crou.. @Scriblit
25K Followers 1K Following Comedy writer (News Quiz, Horrible Histories & more), author (Darkwood, The Rooks, Cursed).🐝 with the ☕ https://t.co/tPUv02QMv5
Houcine Pogba @Pogba96827
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keanu Reeves @Chaitra56381443
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christianearrais @christianearrai
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Charlotte Quarton @CharlotteQuar10
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Mark Elliott @MarkEll33113738
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RB @redlandsbhoy
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Camilla Nord @camillalnord
6K Followers 1K Following Neuroscientist @Cambridge_Uni 🧠 Programme Leader @mrccbu 📖 The Balanced Brain UK: https://t.co/uqGxo6R9NJ US: https://t.co/X3izY2CRVg
David Desrosiers @DesrosiersDave
60 Followers 290 Following
A snuggly blue deer @Xtra_Hits
77 Followers 465 Following 🔞 22y/o, she/they 🏳️⚧️, on girl pills 01/12/24, gamer, gun nerd and pest of a deer. what the hecc do I do now
Wikipedia @tulipsprouts
17 Followers 210 Following
Emily @emilybutty
475 Followers 2K Following TIME Person of the Year 2006 • Welsh & @WelshLabour 🏴🌹 • Health & Social Care Policy Wonk • Views are all, for better or worse, my own.
Jon Pearn @JonPearn
849 Followers 834 Following Grammy Nominated | Ivor Novello Nominated | Producer | Writer | Recording Artist | DJ | Full Intention | Marvel Riot | Polluted Mindz | Bodyrox | SUB-X
Little Ted @LittleTed53
61 Followers 136 Following RAF Veteran and supporter of the British Monarchy. Very proud mum to incredibly talented daughter and pawrent to Epi pup Archie. No DMs
𝛑 @PricklePatch
249 Followers 469 Following ⊗ Unofficial ⊗ Unverified ⊗ Unconcerned Twitter is a Godsend for atheists like me. Astonished at my existence.
Steven B James . @steven_surname
71 Followers 170 Following I speak directly, not one to beat about the bush. I ridicule. My humour can be robust,biting ,if you don't like it,or my comments, just move along I’m connected
Sammy @Tea_lover99
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Cake @rigby113
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KrisR @Kristen_R7
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Emma 🦹🏼♀�.. @EmmainWndrland
2K Followers 4K Following Photographer 📷 #MentalHealth Warrior 💪 Gardener 🌱 Cat Person 🐱 Geek 🤓 #SaveTheBees 🐝 #UncannyCommunity #TeamSceptic 👻
Charlie Helps FRSA �.. @HelpsCharlie
21K Followers 21K Following #Daddy #Veteran #TBI #Empathy #ClimateCrisis #Governance #Leadership #ThinkingEnvironment #Coach #AI. Also @ToGovern Still picking up litter. No pasarán.
Smeagle The Beagle @aking4
539 Followers 437 Following Rescue Hound: Constantly greedy. Frequently needy. London is hard when the streets are paved with chicken. Loves open spaces & zoomies.
Jane Barron @itsjaneyb
101 Followers 258 Following Fundraiser. Views are my own, or copied from other, funnier people
rita symon @ritasymon
284 Followers 3K Following
SheilaRose 🇺�.. @ShebaJo
9K Followers 9K Following #photography #technology #enviroment #snow #music #blues #rock #bluesRock #myDogthers #ShihTzu #cancerSurvivor
Lriv @Lriv44970703
244 Followers 2K Following
Mj @Mjk1124
74 Followers 147 Following
Jon Lefkovitz @JonLefkovitz
679 Followers 232 Following filmmaker / editor / composer. RUBBER SOUL, SIGHT & SOUND: THE CINEMA OF WALTER MURCH. he/him/his
MiamiChristine @MiamiChristine
1K Followers 1K Following I 💙 guitars, electronic pianos, vocal, sound tech gadgets and cameras
Mark Lissy @Marklissy
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Adele Klein 🇮🇱�.. @adeleklein
434 Followers 2K Following
Pops @LANCESHEALEY
469 Followers 3K Following [email protected] B.A.A.D. KOMPANIE PRODUCTION/DJ, Producer,Artists, Publisher, & Collaborator
Midwest Man @ByteMangler
1K Followers 5K Following Michigan gun owner. Whitmer critic. Monty Python fan. Libertarian. Lover of personal liberty. 3D printer owner. Opinionated sumbitch. Rustler of MAGA jimmies.
ko Mg @koMg926930
8 Followers 75 Following
Brian White @brianwhitecc
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I Love Butterfly @i_love80787
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Chris Graham @ChrisGr00768696
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Stewart N @Stewz_Nic1970
42 Followers 757 Following All views usually stolen. Never had an original thought.
Sletees @sletees45813
22 Followers 245 Following In the dull and boring world, there is also occasional luck. No cross, no crown.
Dr. Luke Flanagan @dr_lukeflanagan
194 Followers 1K Following PhD from @EdinburghUni. Head of EPQ, Teacher of Business & Politics, and Head of Basketball 🏀 at leading @HMC_ORG school. Perennial love of wrestling.
NURIT B'NAI @b_nurit52758
41 Followers 741 Following I'm a MAGA Professional Dominatrix. I'm at UNLV getting my MS. I dominate Cuckservitives and Democrats for money. I specialize in Donald Trump Humiliation.
andrew b 🇺🇦 �.. @andyb505
854 Followers 2K Following Quiet corner of the twitterverse. Tweeting about music, wine, beer, food, cooking, Southampton FC, books. Maybe not in that order. @[email protected]
Tom Gray 🌹 @MrTomGray
23K Followers 2K Following Chair of @IvorsAcademy, MU, Gomez, Council of PRS, Director of UK Music. Labour & Cooperative PPC for Brighton Pavilion. Still a working songwriter (just about)
~ * sassree * ~ @rawrxree
167 Followers 1K Following touch me over here touch me touch me over there
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
139K Followers 3K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]
GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge
27K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.
Rhodri Marsden ⏏️ @rhodri
72K Followers 7K Following Vapid Response Unit. Writer. Tech columnist for @HTSI. Rapidly ageing musician. Play with Scritti Politti, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint
Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew
33K Followers 1K Following The paperback edition of ‘Anti Social’ is out now. Buy it, why don’t you?
joe heenan @joeheenan
67K Followers 3K Following Award losing stand up comedian. Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show. Subscribe here https://t.co/Ts0zTiHNI9
Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah
44K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter. Pervert. BBC Monster. Befuddler of Lord Sugar. Broken, sweaty ape. @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social
𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥�.. @pearlylondon
68K Followers 3K Following My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
mutable joe @mutablejoe
48K Followers 1K Following former blue tick | [email protected] | represented by @jounwin | buy me a coffee https://t.co/ohy98SjCxh
Jayne Sharp @Jaynesharp
72K Followers 4K Following Actor rep’d by @milburnbrowning ~ Voice artist: rep’d by https://t.co/DgilAvnu9e ~ Writer. Buffoon. INSTAGRAM IDIOT https://t.co/8Exytk4idY
John Niven HQ @estellecostanza
42K Followers 2K Following Shameful Dad. Strathcarnage FC. https://t.co/TWtux42svi
Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey
61K Followers 912 Following I write music for TV so you don’t have to. Baskerville’s dad. Paul’s son. Ember’s accompanist.
©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
7K Followers 736 Following I can type 300 wrods a minute. The Bollock Tyrant. Shockingly Mackem. Underrated account. 🏳️🌈 Ally
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale
22K Followers 991 Following IIllustrator | Commissions: [email protected]
Gabby Hutchinson Crou.. @Scriblit
25K Followers 1K Following Comedy writer (News Quiz, Horrible Histories & more), author (Darkwood, The Rooks, Cursed).🐝 with the ☕ https://t.co/tPUv02QMv5
Greg Davies @gdavies
695K Followers 805 Following Full Fat Legend tour tickets available via https://t.co/3AFSyykLay, if you fancy coming
Beamer @thisisastory_
50 Followers 167 Following all about how. my life got flip turned. upside down.
ItIsStevenRhodes @400FootGhost
293 Followers 237 Following oh hello. come in. cup of tea? sorry about the blood on the handle. (he/him)
derek guy @dieworkwear
835K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Pop Base @PopBase
1.4M Followers 2K Following Pop Base is your best source for all pop culture related entertainment, news, award show coverage, chart updates, statistics and more. | [email protected]
Kim Tiddy @KimTiddy
5 Followers 3 Following
Phil @philclifton
22K Followers 8K Following broadcaster 📻📺🎙️. i make funny things for the internet. views my own. he/ him. follow elsewhere 👇
Jonathan Harvey @JOJEHARVEY
34K Followers 3K Following I’ve got all me own teeth. More available than you think. Agent: Michael McCoy @ITG_Ltd
Pop Crave @PopCrave
1.7M Followers 4K Following Feeding your pop culture cravings since 2015. Inquiries: [email protected]
Rory Turnbull @_roryturnbull
12K Followers 1K Following Senior Lecturer in Phonetics & Phonology @UniOfNewcastle ✦ @UHManoa @ENS_ULM @OhioState @EdinburghUni ✦ Bahá’í ✦ Scottish ✦ he/him ✦ @roryturnbull.bsky.social
Danny Bate @DannyBate4
31K Followers 2K Following Linguist. 'That etymology guy'. PhD student in Edinburgh/Prague, working on syntax and really old languages. Purveyor and podcaster of language facts. He/his.
Graham & Green @GrahamandGreen
18K Followers 2K Following An Emporium Of Treasures For Your Home. Family owned since 1974. Visit us in Notting Hill, Primrose Hill and Bayswater, London, in Bath and online.
QI Sport Facts @QISportFacts
1K Followers 5 Following Sporting facts from QI and No Such Thing as a Fish’s Anna Ptaszynski and James Harkin, ahead of our upcoming book 'Everything to Play For'.
back up fourfoot acco.. @ICowabungas
426 Followers 425 Following this is here as a back up. go to @fourfoot for the full unexpedited mental breakdown….
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Jenks @TheLostBride
11K Followers 3K Following Welcome aboard the deep sea tourist submersible of my thoughts. He/Him. Bad Artist. Ok Vegan. "quintessentially British awkwardness"
Husko @dank_ackroyd
21K Followers 3K Following if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎 @parkascomedy
Hackney Flea Market @HackneyFlea
3K Followers 2K Following Events of salvaged, one-of-a–kind objects, records, independent publishers, zines, ceramics, artwork, and the unexpected
Georgie Nicholson @georgienichs
13 Followers 40 Following Documentary Producer. Lover of maps, croissants and lemurs.
Gavin Curnow's Cornis.. @GavinCurnow
2K Followers 2K Following My mother was and is the wind. can you hear her on the breeze?
Fin Taylor @FinTaylorcomedy
25K Followers 699 Following I host Fin vs The Internet on YouTube: https://t.co/VEeG13VxCG
Tiffany Stevenson @tiffstevenson
53K Followers 3K Following Your girlfriend’s fave comedian/actor/step mum @kuruptfm GameFace @hellobuglers @mocktheweek @lolnetwork Avenue 5 @hbo Work @pbjmanagement @3artsent
cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • MERCH 👇👇
animals going goblin .. @mischiefanimals
1.4M Followers 277 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter
449K Followers 1K Following Singer, Actress and proud Mom! Listen to my new single #LettersfromEarth: https://t.co/8r3ycFqOTS
Marc Burrows @20thcenturymarc
12K Followers 4K Following Writer/musician/comic. Pratchett biographer.✏️: @guardian, @newstatesman, @BigIssue, @HeyUGuys, @Quietus, @Independent, ex-. He/Him 🏳️🌈
YourWyldestDreams @WyldeWomenDo
13 Followers 26 Following Future divorcee- no longer be Mrs Wylde but forever Wylde. Poet's soul. Stripper's undwear collection All poems images (c) Julia Wylde-Vole.
wo0 photography @wo0photography
90 Followers 89 Following Queen of Angles - Never had a photoshoot? You don’t have to come to me ready…I get you to that point and then capture you - THE REAL YOU.
Novelty Automation @NovAutomation
4K Followers 3K Following Tim Hunkin's arcade of mirth in Holborn. REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM. Hours online. Watch 'The Secret Life of Components' on YouTube.
Mooms - The Integrity.. @Danny_McMoomins
33K Followers 989 Following Doctor. A polite and friendly man. Living my best life. Good manners and respectful conversation. No swearing on TL pls. Rated 'Excellent' by Trustpilot.
Danielle Rowley @DaniRowley
11K Followers 5K Following Writer, Campaigner, Former MP & Shadow Climate Minister. Working in suicide prevention. Can usually be found at soft play or a gig.
Troy Hawke @TroyHawke
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jack rem @jackremmington
83K Followers 820 Following host, presenter + singer. pop culture & positivity. fish & chips w/ mushy peas stan x
Elizabeth Ammon @legsidelizzy
63K Followers 7K Following cricket reporter at The Times. Hockey player, tea drinker, insomniac. Vice-President Sheff collegiate CC and Barnes CC. I don’t write the headlines. DMs open
Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind
211K Followers 2K Following I didn't write the headline, though. Writing @thetimes, talking @timesradio every Saturday, 10am -1pm
Me, reading a @dieworkwear thread while wiping cheetoh dust off on my t-shirt and pajamas with holes in it: "Fuck him up, Derek."
dating apps aren’t working anymore, i’m gonna start sitting next to couples at challengers screenings
@MittenDAmour My neighbour (semi detached) just screams at her child and partner every day I feel I can’t comment though because our dog is an annoying little shit
Man is absolutely speedrunning in this direction here:
'TAKING THE PLUNGE': The star explains his leap of faith to be "reborn into Christ's name" after an investigation into his alleged sexual misconduct. trib.al/Yx3XAVd
these kids are so organized and have an established hierarchy of roles and goals, this is nothing like occupy. they know how to spot feds
Karen starts crying because students refuse to talk to her 🤣
@madam__mayhem @MittenDAmour I would happily get banged by Alex Horne, in any hole and any manner, as long as Greg Davies was calling the shots from his red velvet throne.
Interesting remark in one Old English text about how 'Romans and all southern people' fought medically against "unlyfte" – literally 'bad air', and still known to us today by the Italian loanword 'mal-aria'.
hey just a note because I know you are new to villainy when you said "what does it mean" you could have said "what is the meaning of this" and slammed your fist on the table, not a big deal just a little tip for staying on tone
Rage Against The Machine won our first grammy for “Tire Me”, a song on which I played a guitar costing 40 Canadian dollars. Though admittedly I’ve never really considered myself a “serious” musician!
“If you walk through a Guitar Center, you see an awful lot of $300 guitars. If I’m a serious musician, it doesn’t feel like the right place for me anymore”: Guitar Center’s new CEO explains why the firm’s future must prioritize premium guitars trib.al/hVbyiMA
If you need to tinkle while you tinkle
I’m not saying the bar I’m in’s pretentious, but there’s a fucking piano in the gents.
Not a defibrillator in sight. Just people living in the moment.
Activism is all about showing up as our authentic selves
@MittenDAmour @Modhabobo Was I singing that to myself all through House of Usher? Yes I was.
"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
Husbands on their way to use your new shampoo & then deny it while smelling gorgeous
Any Throat Queens this weekend Mark?
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