joe heenan @joeheenan
Award losing stand up comedian. Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show. Subscribe here https://t.co/Ts0zTiHNI9 Joined March 2012-
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The AI doesn't fully understand - just haven't got Kim's touch, I guess
The boys in the song The Boys Are Back in Town sound like a right bunch of dicks
NEW EPISODE DAY! From Silver Bullet to The Moth-er Of All Trials. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Julie Andrews being stalked by dogs and a Korean mentor's questionable skills with women. "Mental illness is a rainbow." buzzsprout.com/2208783
Catch up with the latest episode open.spotify.com/episode/66TAMy…
Something from the archives...
Husbands on their way to use your new shampoo & then deny it while smelling gorgeous
NEW EPISODE DAY! In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why The Sugarcubes soundtrack New York's descent into chaos and why the Smurfs were being hounded by the British police. "The Bat Unbugger button didn't work." buzzsprout.com/2208783
It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.
A great way to get your week off to a cracking start open.spotify.com/episode/6pHsoS…
Some filth for the weekend
From The Lavender Hill Mob to Pull The Otter One In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the best way to watch Kung Fu Panda 4 and the importance of checking your pod for boy bands "Those Norwegian cheekbones harboured murderous desires." buzzsprout.com/2208783/episod…
Another cracking laugh open.spotify.com/episode/6pHsoS…
Cracking fun this one with the brilliant @davejohnscomic open.spotify.com/episode/619mt9…
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Trump's criminal trial starts on Monday, meanwhile Boris Johnson who was responsible for the deaths of 1000s of people during the pandemic, siphoned off billions of public money to his mates & pissed off to a KGB fuck party in an Italian villa currently lives in a mansion. Cool
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551 Followers 743 Following Comedian. Tall. Husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son, I will have my vengeance. Co-host @WatchBadMovies @diminishedpod + 1/4 of @ImprovKilledMy@ETimsNet @joeheenan @bigdumbmovies @Dreamworks Dream about it, never gonna happen
@joeheenan @bigdumbmovies @StuartJayMurphy @Dreamworks I want to see you two in a cameo where you play Dolls Tea sets with Steve Buscemi
@bigdumbmovies @StuartJayMurphy @joeheenan If @Dreamworks dont pick up the Option for ‘Cow Air’ as the replacement for the Kung Fu Panda franchise then the games gone!
@joeheenan Where do they go, before they’re back in town? Prison? Are they working abroad? Are they working together in a ski chalet?
@joeheenan Don't go too close mind; they might look lovely but they'll break yer arm!
@joeheenan Arse end of Grainger St? I thought most of them had been killed.
@joeheenan I’ve never seen them in the wild before. Stunning indeed!
@joeheenan They get that colour from the algae they eat
@bigdumbmovies The Greatest guide to watching movies whilst asleep ever!
@joeheenan Guaranteed to make you smile. Its worth it if even only for @StuartJayMurphy weekly "I'm calling a Moratorium!" shriek!
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@joeheenan @bigdumbmovies Such a fun podcast for moviefans!
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