HappyToast★ @IamHappyToast
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burning down the amazon rainforest to generate 1 useful minute of footage for my new movie Hero Man which features a guy who looks different every second or two
burning down the amazon rainforest to generate 1 useful minute of footage for my new movie Hero Man which features a guy who looks different every second or two
It's so wild that one of the main reasons the United States was sure that Saddam Hussein had chemical and biological weapons was because it had sold them to him. They had the literal receipts.
I am doing a commission for someone. Something a bit special. This is how they packaged up the (tiny) item I am to paint on. I am thinking of using this as my artist’s rider… FRAZZLES PROTOCOL - fuck polystyrene peanuts, THIS IS THE WAY FORWARD. Thank you secret commissioner :)
Delighted to add this commission by the amazing @IamHappyToast , from my favourite film Aguirre The Wrath of God to the studio gallery. Excellent value and not at all spendy.
This is nuts.
Amazing. Laurence Fox's Reclaim Party has spaffed money on an election ad in a place where nobody can vote for him. Absolute 💯 classic.
Amazing. Laurence Fox's Reclaim Party has spaffed money on an election ad in a place where nobody can vote for him. Absolute 💯 classic.
Woke up with Annie Lennox's Lovesong for a Vampire in my head and wondered if it was Lovesong for a Werewolf would it be all "Awoooooooo!" noises and saying how nice their bum smells?
Many of the posts uncovered PERSONALLY target and incite VIOLENCE against Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan. And here’s the absolute kicker: Conservative candidate for London mayor Susan Hall is a member of AT LEAST SIX of them. Read the full story⬇️ unearthed.greenpeace.org/2024/04/27/con…
Had a message on Facebook asking if I'm open for commissions but for some reason FB deleted it as against their terms and services(?!) Was that you? Message me here. And yes I'm always open to commissions.
Happy 65th birthday Marco Pirroni youtu.be/SY75tFzuj9c?si…
On this day in 1893, archaeologists unearth an ancient Norse Scalextric track, believed to be the first of its kind.
Liz Truss book enters bestseller list in 70th place with 2,228 copies sold dlvr.it/T63VCV
Dear @BBC for the love of god stop replacing totp with the bloody snooker.
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🗣️ "Gone woke? It's top of the woke league". Mark Lawrenson has doubled down on his comments about his BBC exit mirror.co.uk/sport/football…
@IamHappyToast @c_washington The “OH NO!” has killed me 😆🤣
@IamHappyToast Beautiful 😍
@deathofbuckley @IamHappyToast "Portrait of a shit covered, topless woman on fire."
@IamHappyToast @deathofbuckley It would be awful if someone doodled Bucker's worst fear... Just terrible.
@deathofbuckley @IamHappyToast is that a euphemism?
Actually my biggest nightmare is shitting myself on a packed bus, then both my tits fall out and then I catch on fire x
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
@IamHappyToast Wow! beautiful story and incredible work bringing it to life. that's going to stick with me. You must be really proud of that.
before i get 1,000 identical replies of “just go to aldi you fuckin dipshit,” or “well what do you expect from luxury delicacies,” i am not buying these and simply observing that, £2.10 is an insane price for a tin of beans and sausages
@IamHappyToast First birthday out of HMP Bronzefield.
It's so wild that one of the main reasons the United States was sure that Saddam Hussein had chemical and biological weapons was because it had sold them to him. They had the literal receipts.
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@gingertotty @IamHappyToast What are you going to use for packaging when you send it back?