Cassie Dohrman @Classy_Cass3

Joined April 2013

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Keke Palmer @KekePalmer

3 years ago

Y’all tryna force people to have kids and have the nerve to have a formula shortage… make it make sense.

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Haley OC @MILFWEEED

4 years ago

how do I explain to my gen x parents that the news is something you sit down and watch for 30 minutes and not insidious background noise for the entire day

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Spill ⚡️ @BrandonJ_4

4 years ago

$1.89 gas i miss you

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Asher Perlman @asherperlman

4 years ago

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

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atrophy wife 🎀 @zuza_real

4 years ago

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Cassie Dohrman @Classy_Cass3

4 years ago

The Lion King (1994)

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bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants

4 years ago

To me a sale isn’t worth it unless it’s AT LEAST 60% off. I want the company to be losing money or I’m not interested

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Cassie Dohrman @Classy_Cass3

4 years ago

One day I bought a bunch of candles and I held each one out for Boris so he could smell them

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Brandon Follick @follickacid

4 years ago

Junior year of the pandemic is all about taking tests and making premature decisions on what you want to do for the rest of your life

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niles • ASS GUY on YOUTUBE 🍿 @NILES100

4 years ago

ok but why did the downfall of civilization have to happen during MY 20’s though

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abby govindan @abbygov

4 years ago

covid strains frat boys in college ruining my life draining me emotionally 🤝 alpha delta omicron

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Holly Ballantine @HollyBallantine

4 years ago

The millennial urge to care more about not giving your family Covid than they care about getting it.

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Cassie Dohrman @Classy_Cass3

4 years ago

“Hey. Stop YOINKIN my knees” - an actual sentence I just said to my 5lb cat

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Real Animal Facts (not made up) @trueanimalfactz

4 years ago

Cows actually like being tipped they just don’t want u to know it’s a little secret JUST for them

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Thinking about how I woke up and thought my cat had lost his mind and taken a shit outside my door in protest but the kitten had actually brought me a dead leaf as a peace offering for locking them out at 6am

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Cassie Dohrman @Classy_Cass3

4 years ago

How do I publicly apologize to my downstairs neighbor for my cats STAMPEDING around the apartment and body slamming eachother into the floor both when I get up in the morning and when I’m about to go to bed

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Cassie Dohrman @Classy_Cass3

4 years ago

My adhd teamed up with my customer support burnout today and decided to hyperfocus on updating my resume and I am obsessed with how fricking PRETTY it is