corey hart @ColonelCorey25

I love to laugh and I live to love “Believe you can and your halfway there” -Benjamin Franklin Joined December 2019

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

Today I decided I’ve had enough hummus for a lifetime

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

My only goal in life is to write a song in locrian that sounds even remotely decent

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

Pouring maple syrup into something that is already maple flavored to begin with is the biggest mood

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Did everyone else always think humpty dumpty was a dumbass egg? Because actually nowhere in the poem does it ever mention what he was made of. Humpty Dumpty was very probably a dumbass human who fell off a wall and died.

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

Is pop corn a salad?

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

Are seagulls just eagles that live in the sea?

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

I’ve been convinced that the little dust looking things in the school water are actually sea monkeys and they’re all growing and living inside of us right now

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

Don’t trust nobody who bites into a Kit Kat without breaking it in half first

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

One of the worst feelings is finding a couple really tiny screws in your house that you know are vital to how something works that you definitely took out of something but you have no idea what that thing is

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

What if everyone sees colors differently and colors are only the same reletive to our own perception. Like maybe what I call green another person sees as what I call purple but we both call it green because it shows up in our brain as the same every time.

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

Batman is not a superhero. He’s just a creepy vigilante who dresses up in spandex and puts on bat ears and pretends he’s superior to everyone because he has a sidekick and a cool car but he doesn’t have any superpowers

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

If something is hairy it has hair. Does that mean that if something is heavy it has heav? Is this a unit of mass? Welcome to my TED talk.

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

Batteries are so fucking annoying they’re never around when you need them and you never have enough

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

Hot take dark mode just makes shit harder to read

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

I’ve recently come to the conclusion that’s either Oscar Williams’ mom or his agent responds to his Saraha because I’ve heard he isn’t on his phone that much. That means there is a definite possibility Oscar’s mom publicly talks about how he’s had sex.

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

If a vlog is a video log doesn’t that make a podcast an alog? I prefer the term audio vlog though

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corey hart @ColonelCorey25

6 years ago

Hi guys, welcome to my first tweet. I want to start off with a warm welcome so I want to ask if I can casually make a holocaust joke now, does that mean by the time I’m 70 I can casually make jokes about 9/11? Toodleoo