Owen @_Ape_man_
proud supporter of gay kooper pleasedontarrestmeimsorry.com Burlington, VT Joined January 2020-
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There are two wolves inside of me. Double Penetration
Still looking for the guy who framed OJ for the murder of his wife. Truly one of the most ingenious criminals of the time.
Do people not realize that imitating annoying people in a moment of annoyance is annoying? Or are we just unable to help ourselves?
Anyone else be giving their phone the ‘fuck me eyes’ hoping it unlocks?
Mom told me her fitness goal is to keep up with me and my brother is her old age, just finished a half marathon assuring that will never happen
Do you think the mc rib is gone so McDonald’s can suck his own dick?
Hey yo just woke up from a coma can’t wait to see all the new Kanye songs that came out, that guys always up to something great
I feel bad for pets man, they don’t even know they owner a ho🙁😔
Im a big fan of informed consent so I adk girls of they want bad sex
“I sent [my new roommate] a video of my ass getting destroyed” -Ella
@POTUS I voted for you. I ADORE you. I will fight to the death for democracy. This is on YOUR hands. This is my screensaver. But YOU ALL KEEP LETTING THIS HAPPEN!!!
Do farmers in the wizard of oz create conciousness just to scare away birds from their crop. Like are theyre just 40 more scarecrows that suffer from mental disorders because of neglect?

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