Columbus University School of Medicine @ColumbusSOM
Official account for the fictional Columbus University School of Medicine. Training the next generation of physicians. Dedicated to DEI or whatever. Parody. instagram.com/columbus_med/ Joined February 2022-
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Congratulations to the students of @EinsteinMed! While we haven’t yet been graced by such a generous donation, we remain on the lookout for billionaire donors willing to convince us against holding our student body financially hostage for the next several decades.
Congratulations to the students of @EinsteinMed! While we haven’t yet been graced by such a generous donation, we remain on the lookout for billionaire donors willing to convince us against holding our student body financially hostage for the next several decades.
We’re excited to have applicants visit our campus for Second Look Weekend! Our Admissions Committee hopes students will refrain from appearing tired or having looks of existential dread during the applicant social. Virtual emotional crisis centers will be made available for you!
We understand that a number of students have chosen to mute emails from Student Affairs that contain the phrase “in these unprecedented times.” We’d ask that those students come speak with us in person because they’ve missed quite a few updates from us in the last few days.
Like many of you, we too are deeply troubled by the news. That is why we are inviting all of you to reaffirm our values and solidarity with the Columbus University team by turning the news off.
We remain proud of our students and faculty and applaud their constant efforts to speak out regarding inequities and social justice issues as long as they don’t mention Gaza.
We remain dedicated to fostering an environment of inclusivity and respect for all viewpoints and cultures except for the ones that are an immediate threat to our bottom line.
We remain dedicated to fostering an environment of inclusivity and respect for all viewpoints and cultures except for the ones that are an immediate threat to our bottom line.
We applaud the efforts of the Harbor UCLA hospital administration. Too often resident physicians take it upon themselves to speak out against human rights abuses and as medical institutions we should work tirelessly to ensure such moments of clarity never happen under our watch.
We applaud the efforts of the Harbor UCLA hospital administration. Too often resident physicians take it upon themselves to speak out against human rights abuses and as medical institutions we should work tirelessly to ensure such moments of clarity never happen under our watch.
We pride ourselves on having the best medical educators in the country. Only yesterday, one of our surgical clinical faculty took our 3rd year medical students on walking rounds and the students later were seen crying tears of joy. Medical education is a magical experience.
The Office of Financial Aid is continuing their financial literacy lecture series next Monday at 7 PM. They will be to discussing the ways that investing in cryptocurrency and NFTs can help pay off student debt! We're here to help ease the burden of a six-figure annual tuition!
Our Financial Aid Office would once again like to remind our students about the value of reading The White Coat Investor. But don't take our word for it, ask our WCI Student Champions! They love the book and we promise their free WCI Yeti Tumblers have nothing to do with it!
We’re saddened by the lack of Black representation in our incoming med school class. As we examine our admissions process, we encourage our premed applicants to overlook this misstep. This isn’t a systemic issue and we have brochures full of smiling BIPOC students to prove it!
Please remember that logging procedures is a graduation requirement. By the end of 3rd-year rotations, you're expected to have participated in 15 surgeries, seen 15 patients with CHF, and cried at least 5 times in the resident workroom. Log those numbers!
We’re proud to celebrate our graduating class on #MatchDay! Finding out your match results is an incredibly important and stressful moment, which is why we’ll be having all our students get up on stage in front of all their colleagues to read aloud where they matched!
Congratulations to all our students who Matched! To those who didn't, we know this can be a difficult time. To remind you of what you're working for throughout the SOAP process, we ask that you continue to perform your best on rotations this week. You’re making Columbus proud!
We understand many of you remain frustrated about the 15% increase in our tuition for the upcoming academic year. In acknowledgment of your hard work and sacrifices, we'll be giving all our students a $25 Amazon gift card to purchase a copy of The White Coat Investor.
We understand that many of our students are anxious about #MatchDay. And while some of you have already asked, we still think that a 24-hour call shift this weekend is the perfect way to take your mind off of things.
The Spirit of Columbus Scholarship recognizes students who’ve overcome insurmountable barriers prior to starting med school. This year's honoree is first-year Preston Wilcott MSc MBA who founded a health informatics startup with a $25K loan from his father, a hedge fund manager!
We know some of you are frustrated with our anatomy professor for requiring students with six-figure debt to spend $30 on an anatomy book he published while simultaneously earning a $300k salary, but I mean you gotta be impressed by that business strategy.
Bryan Carmody @jbcarmody
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Screaming Pectoriloqu.. @Caulimovirus
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Tema @temafudge
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Tricia Pendergrast, M.. @trpender
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Sanjee Baksh @S__Baksh
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status annoyicus @medburnbook
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Max Jordan Nguemeni @MaxJordan_N
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Glen O'Humeral @HumeralO
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Imani E. McElroy, MD,.. @IEMcElroy
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Dr. Lawren is Openly .. @pedsmd2b
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Gabby Librizzi, MD, M.. @Gabby_Brauner27
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Shirlene Obuobi MD - .. @shirleneobuobi
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Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD
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nali julia gillespie,.. @NaliJulia
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Sarah (she/her) 🇵�.. @sarahis_MD
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Pole Doctress, MD �.. @PoleDoctress
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DocMcCafferty (She/He.. @DocMcCafferty
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Halston Tran @halstontran
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claudiabaillargeon @claudiabai89614
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Fernando Téllez @tellezfernando
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MedBoardTutors @MedBoardTutors
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Mohanad Soliman @Soli_Mohanad
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cecelia mader @mader_cecelia
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Dr @AlSemiramisS
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Mike Niemeyer @niemeyerwrites
50 Followers 101 Following Healthcare systems thinker | Writer of fiction | Indiscriminate trail runner | Lover of Shiba Inus | Tweets=mine | "he,him"
Yinlu Zhu @YinluZ
91 Followers 420 Following
Sanjoli Agarwal, MPH @SanjoliMed
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Rishi Rattan @DrRishiRattan
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M @mgs222317
156 Followers 140 Following
Yusef Babar Saeed @IMYusefSaeed
184 Followers 256 Following Ball is life, recent graduate of University of Cincinnati College of Medicine, rising intern at Case/UH
Renee Tristano (she/h.. @reneetristano
121 Followers 114 Following MS2 @UChiPritzker || @Tulane alum Passionate about #womenshealth, #healthequity, and #meded || opinions my own
Pranam Dey @DeyPranam
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Kavneet Kaur @kav_kaur
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Geena Ianni @GeenaIanni
169 Followers 899 Following MD-PhD student at @TriiMDPhD @RockefellerUniv via @Penn. I like neuroscience & behavior & Beyoncé. She/her
Olena ‘Olenka’ Sa.. @coco_chatel
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MB #FreePalestine @maame_b_
134 Followers 524 Following chaotic individual | She/her | a decidedly unprofessional account | tweets don't reflect my institution | RT =/= endorsements (I was advised to say this)
David Sohutskay (Да.. @davidsohutskay
143 Followers 362 Following Neurology resident at @MayoClinic via @IUMSTP, @PurdueBME, @OhioState. Physician-scientist in tissue engineering and computational biology. Views my own.
Hailey @HaileyShanda
35 Followers 341 Following
MAHEC Internal Medici.. @MAHEC_IM
1K Followers 100 Following Our internal medicine practice is part of an academic health center affiliated with UNC. Our faculty train residents to provide comprehensive care for adults.
Nicole Herpai @NHerpai
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David Fink, PhD @DavidSFink
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Cheryl K. Zogg, PhD, .. @CherylZoggPhD
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Iktimal Alwan, MD @IktimalAlwan
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Paddy Ssentongo, MD, .. @SsentongoMD
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LoriBruce @lori_bruce
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Dr Elliott Gordon @DrEllPeds
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Theodora K. Karagouni.. @tkkaragounis
157 Followers 351 Following Derm + Scientist @NYUDerm 🔍 Focused on the interface of skin and microbiology 🧫 Views are my own (she/her/hers)
Khalid Jazieh @kjazieh
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Anna Crawford @Annaecraw
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Ryan Higgins @Rynomachine
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organicdonut841 @organicdonut841
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Columbia Vagelos Coll.. @ColumbiaPS
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Johns Hopkins Medicin.. @HopkinsMedicine
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Yale School of Medici.. @YaleMed
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Georgetown Medicine @GUMedicine
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AAMC @AAMCtoday
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Tulane Medicine @TulaneMedicine
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show this video to every white woman in the west i’m serious .
“He’s still alive, but he needs treatment.” The medics care for every life in Gaza, including animals. The saddest part is the world might show more sympathy for this cat than a Palestinian child.
He has risen
We remain proud of our students and faculty and applaud their constant efforts to speak out regarding inequities and social justice issues as long as they don’t mention Gaza.
@ColumbusSOM Your header says it all: You say the quiet parts out loud. That’s why it’s resonating.
This account 😩
We’d like to remind our students going through difficult times that due to COVID restrictions our dedicated crying spaces have temporarily been closed. For all those interested we have partnered with Zoom to create virtual emotional crisis centers that are available on request.
@ColumbusSOM @WCInvestor @DGlaucomflecken Don't make me give up my avocado toast! That's the only thing that gives life meaning.
@ColumbusSOM She’s probs been humbled at least a bit then, because she’d be an old ass nontrad like me now 😂
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We believe it is important to prepare our students for the many challenges they will face in their medical careers, which is why we have incorporated gaslighting throughout their curriculum.
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