ComputerEnjoyer @ComputerEnjoye1
Chicago, IL Joined October 2022-
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FBI HANDLER: welcome back, secret agent Donald trump TRUMP: no, not again! I told you people I'm done HANDLER: we have one last mission for you. we need someone to get jacked off by a 15 y/o... TRUMP: *gets up to walk away* HANDLER: ...at jeff epsteins house TRUMP: *stops*
FBI HANDLER: welcome back, secret agent Donald trump TRUMP: no, not again! I told you people I'm done HANDLER: we have one last mission for you. we need someone to get jacked off by a 15 y/o... TRUMP: *gets up to walk away* HANDLER: ...at jeff epsteins house TRUMP: *stops*
Make the check out to "Chicago." We'll take it from there.
Horrific: Per Univision, guards @ Alligator Alcatraz went on a brutal rampage against detainees last night, beating them, using teargas & deploying helicopters after a detainee started crying/begging for release after learning that a loved one died. Many bloody. Per detainee:🧵
Clinton: 8 years of allowing Christmas Obama: 8 years of allowing Christmas Biden: 4 years of allowing Christmas Trump: Ended Christmas in 6 MONTHS
Clinton: 8 years of allowing Christmas Obama: 8 years of allowing Christmas Biden: 4 years of allowing Christmas Trump: Ended Christmas in 6 MONTHS
We got big project out today about Chicago’s lead pipes. The news is we mapped them all. The big idea is that Chicago residents are living through public health crisis, and we wanted to help them visualize their place in it. @grist @WBEZ @insideclimate @Suntimes
My resignation letter from CDC. Dear Dr. Houry, I am writing to formally resign from my position as Director of the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), effective August 28, 2025, close of business.…
northern snow hog
Mr Beast has never made anything as worthwhile as “I have she/they’s that are shooters”
Totally agree. While I don't support every measure taken by Gavin Newsom as governor of California, I do respect his public service. JD Vance is a charlatan propped up by the Paypal Mafia based out of California!
Totally agree. While I don't support every measure taken by Gavin Newsom as governor of California, I do respect his public service. JD Vance is a charlatan propped up by the Paypal Mafia based out of California!
China stole its way from a peasant backwater all the way to the top technological powerhouse on Earth and ameriburgers are talking about muh intellectual property while they replace the wheels of their economy with wooden barrels to own the libs
China stole its way from a peasant backwater all the way to the top technological powerhouse on Earth and ameriburgers are talking about muh intellectual property while they replace the wheels of their economy with wooden barrels to own the libs
If DeSantis attends one of @RobertKennedyJr's ASD/ADHD farm labor work camps he can graduate in the spring of 2027 and begin his campaign for president with a clean bill of health.
. @vkhosla and @Jason I was in charge when DOJ reviewed Adobe/Figma. Silicon Valley loved our cases against Google (x2), Apple, and Ticketmaster because founders wanted the opportunity to compete. I know because they told us so...repeatedly. Yes, we challenged a few deals…
Day in Trump's economy: > Wake up, check the news > BLS: "10 billion new jobs created" > Check my phone to see what today's tariff rates are. > Norway up 20%, Cambodia down 5% > Go to my iphone assembly line job where I make $7.25/hour > Spend next 4 hours putting chips inside…
honestly feel like I’m losing my grip on reality most days lately
honestly feel like I’m losing my grip on reality most days lately
The stuff on the right is a modular synth they had to put in there to get French government funding
The stuff on the right is a modular synth they had to put in there to get French government funding
$25B of shareholder value created. Everyone, please apologize.
$25B of shareholder value created. Everyone, please apologize. https://t.co/0Lq5naZGiG
Some form of schadenfreude to see dealmakers who called for Lina Khan to be fired realize that a rule of law approach to antitrust was better for business than corrupt political interference.
Some form of schadenfreude to see dealmakers who called for Lina Khan to be fired realize that a rule of law approach to antitrust was better for business than corrupt political interference. https://t.co/ADSl6pgQDx
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