Quantіan @quantian1
Voted “Most Likely To Appear on Wikipedia’s ‘List of Largest Trading Losses’” among graduating class archegoscapital.com Joined January 2015-
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Riyadh is the New York City of Saudi Arabia
What happened here? 1. The honeypotted guy has access to the DOJ Twitter account and posted it himself 2. Somebody else forged this pretending to be the guy in question 3. They asked him for a statement, he sent them this, and they just posted it unedited 4. Something else?
What happened here? 1. The honeypotted guy has access to the DOJ Twitter account and posted it himself 2. Somebody else forged this pretending to be the guy in question 3. They asked him for a statement, he sent them this, and they just posted it unedited 4. Something else?
An InBev CEO Michel Doukeris has said drinking 3-12 beers for a living could replace labor in a post-AI world
An InBev CEO Michel Doukeris has said drinking 3-12 beers for a living could replace labor in a post-AI world
I’m back on my TSLAQ bullshit, time for some crash poots for shits and giggles
I only need one lol
If Jane is really gonna do $40 bil of NTI this year then they might be worth $200b even at the shitty multiples public trading firms usually deserve. That’s within spitting distance of GS and MS, when’s the IPO?
Yeah we’re over this kind of dumb bullshit now, sorry. It was “fun” while it lasted.
Yeah we’re over this kind of dumb bullshit now, sorry. It was “fun” while it lasted.
200 AUD is like $14.95, have you considered getting your paper up for a change?
They’re doing this with all the fired CDC guys in DC right now
It never got the traction it deserved, but one of the all-time Takes on here was “the insurance industry is collapsing because it’s not issuing new policies in my neighborhood, which is a place called Lava Zone 2.”
The nation and people of so-called “Australia” are found GUILTY of producing COOKED BOOMERSLOP. I sentence them to 5,000% wine tariffs under the glorious Trump regime!
Are you a portfolio manager with a PhD in finance and at least one publication in a reputable journal? Have you considered working part-time to train Grok how to do a DCF for $35/hour?

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