Conan's Manatee @ConansManatee
I had a comedy bit. Then I had a website. Now I have a Twitter account. *sigh* I miss Max. savethemanatee.org NBC's lap (they own me now!) Joined March 2010-
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Set up webcam. Fill sink w/ mayo. All ready to go w/ hornymanatee.com May5 edition & now I find I gotta fill sink w/cocoa! WTF #cincodecoco
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Well, I may be the Horny Manatee, but the REAL Horn-y guy, the man with the horn, is now on Twitter! It's Pender aka @luvmanpender. Cool!
In honor of Passover, I will be doing a sexy dance called 'hunting for the Afikomen'.
Hey @AmericanExpress I want to be with Coco in Chicago (I'm in Lake Michigan but can survive on land). Pick me! www.bit.ly/bEUqsh #amexConan
Can manatees enter this contest? Maybe seeing Conan up close and personal again will help relieve the painful emptiness of missing Max.
Conan may think he's got it bad, but all I got to eat St. Patty's Day was some rotted kelp. PS Shame indeed. I'm the one injured his thumb.
Don't know what to with myself without a camera on me. Makes me feel... clothed. Yeccch. Note: 47 Crispy Cremes don't make the hurt go away.
It's hard out there for a horny manatee. Without Max and LaBamba, I need 55 lollipops a day just to get through.
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1 Followers 2 Following He'll be all around in the dark. He'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look, wherever there's a site, so horny manatees can preen, he'll be there.
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