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What Would Coco Do? @WhatWouldCocoDo

He'll be all around in the dark. He'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look, wherever there's a site, so horny manatees can preen, he'll be there. teamcoco.com All around in the light Joined March 2010
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

6 years ago

“If firemen fight fires, why don’t police officers fight other cops?” — me, moments before being dragged offstage at a comedy club.

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

6 years ago

When I was young, before my voice finally changed, I would answer the phone, and the grown-up would say, “Are you parents home, little girl-cartoon-mouse?”

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What Would Coco Do? @WhatWouldCocoDo

16 years ago

Wherever there's a bear beatin' off in joy, he'll be there. He'll be in the way Pierre reclines when he's mad. On TV? He'll be there, too.

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