Contingency Fee @ContingencyFee
plaintiffs' mass torts attorney. nerd. karaoke singer. for legal ethics reasons, this account and the person using it are jokes. he/him. Joined August 2014-
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Trying to figure out if I have enough Good Son Points™️ to stay in the will if I skip a family wedding
Jesus, what imbeciles.
Tomorrow morning Will involve an eight mile walk I have some regrets
Did anybody use Truss Falls as a headline bc if not news media is over
Breaking: Herschel Walker to assist local police in investigating the theft of his nose
"Hey it's [date] you said you'd have an update by [two weeks from now] how is it going?"
Two days ago, the schnauzer stole a coaster off the coffee table and was chewing it. Wife put it on top of the piano, out of reach. Now the schnauzer is sitting, staring at the piano, and growling.
Last night in Rocket League some rando with a 'MAGA' clan tag lost and started whining about wanting a rematch. They really are all just the same guy lol
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“Isn’t it legal to go on strike in the USA?” Well, yes, but actually in a very real sense, no.
“Isn’t it legal to go on strike in the USA?” Well, yes, but actually in a very real sense, no.
Never seen a politician audition to play themselves on SNL before
Never seen a politician audition to play themselves on SNL before
Unless your CLE comes with an open bar please keep the jokes/bits to a minimum.
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Beginning the reformat and reinstallation after fuckup that accompanies all DIY tech projects by law
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