MC Tentacles @CrapRapper
My rhymes are so wicked, they oughta be in prison / They be slopping out lyrics while avoiding all the jizzum On the mic Joined February 2011-
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Step the fuck off, ho. RT @Kanye_VVest: I'm now back from Luton, with a motherfuckin' suit on, Consuming soft fruit on a motherfuckin' futon
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Ladies you should know that there's nothing hairier / than the forest of fun that's my pyjama area.
I don't support Arsenal, I don't support Spurs / I don't even support my three estranged kids.
Ain't been around, got nothing to say / but I've developed a passion for different types of pâté.
I get nickels and dimes for my really good rhymes / I got pickles and limes in the cupboard for dinner time.
Smooth. RT @planetjedward: Watching a rapper wrap a sweet rapper with bling! yo! i'm wrapping this stuff don't mess with me!
Went to see the government, squared up to a ponce / walked out of there with some Rhymeseeker's Allowance
Got riddles, rhymes and some Chicken Tonight / Got a box set of Tenko and I'm feeling alright
Sick like a whippet, obscurer than a telescope / I take haters to the doctors and I whip 'em with the stethoscope
Abracadabra, riddle-me-ree / For my next trick, I'm gonna fuck you all up!
Don't point your warty old finger at me / I ain't having no corn flakes for my tea
Strong like a troubadour, awkward like asthma / I got a blind Labrador, she likes raw pasta
I'm literal, phenomenal, vegetable, arable / caramel, Babybel and I'm going up the Arsenal
I'm back, B-b-b-b-b-b-back! / Like a back wax, or a chopping axe!
Laughing like a calculator, sneaky as iron / with the guile of a librarian who might be called Brian
Mouth like a megaphone, dick like a microscope / Messin' up my hair till the muthafuckas can't cope
Chikka-chikka-ah chikka-ah chikka-ah / chikka-chikka-ah chikka-ah, pearl necklace!
Hangin' in my mansion like Rock-Rock-Rockerfeller / Got my dartboard and my porno hidden in the cellar
I stride down the street, dogs' eyes are all on me / I stride into the sea and I'm checked out by anenome
I'm ticklish as a pancake, easy like Ribena / wary as a condor and I've got a Cortina
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