Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

Hi, my name is Stan. I just turned 10 years old and now everything seems like shit. Movies, comics, music.. even my friends Kyle, and Kenny fuck Cartman. South Park, Colorado Joined June 2011

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Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

.@TheEllenShow You have to check out the most adorable version of @MileyCyrus Wrecking Ball youtube.com/watch?v=g4AnLr…

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

#Reasonstobeatyourgirlfriend To everyone getting offended, saying there is never a reason to... youtube.com/watch?v=AlvvCY… #billburr #jokes

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

I will be fighting, for my PS4, on Black Friday... but any asshole that goes shopping during the holiday is a complete prick.

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

When you can't be who you were, and you can't change who you are, what is left to say?

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

It's not as easy as it seems, to change the role you play.

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

What is a nightmare? What is a dream? Who put the terror in our brain machine? What is real? What is not? Who is planning this evil plot?

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

I'm sleepy, but there's still too much to internet...

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

Straight outta South Park, crazy motherfucker named Stan Marsh. From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes. Coming out the TV reppin da hood

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

STAN for something. STAN up. STAN your ground. #SouthPark

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

We all hear voices in our head. It's called intuition.

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

Why San Diego? No better place to jack it. youtube.com/watch?v=R6lVB8…

Cartman Quotes Bot @Cartman_en

12 years ago

Dude, he's Jewish. He doesn't have to confess his sins. No, you're already going to hell.

South Park @SouthPark

12 years ago

Tomorrow…Winter comes again in an all-new South Park. #ASongOfAssAndFire

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

Blasting music on your iPhone/Android? We get it. You like shitty music. Quit invading my personal ear bubble. #Headphones they're a thing.

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

I wish I owned a mall. If people showed up to shop on #BlackFriday or #ChristmasEve I'd slam the door in their face. youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkO…

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

That's just how Xbox people are... #PS4 #Xbox #XboxOne #SouthPark #BlackFriday

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

If aliens landed on our planet,I'd be ashamed to say we haven't found peace amongst ourselves.We deserve none of their secrets or technology

Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

What the hell is this magic?

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Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

You'll never get me to admit more than "I am antisocial".

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Stan Marsh @CynicalStan

12 years ago

I'm going to go save some whales. youtube.com/watch?v=qST5eV…

Hi! I’m electrogirl (She/Her). I'm 22 and live in the EST time zone. I'm a digital artist and a huge fan of Osomatsu-san ❌🙅‍♀️strictly NO BLmatsu

electrogirl03 @shelbysell6

741 Followers 5K Following Hi! I’m electrogirl (She/Her). I'm 22 and live in the EST time zone. I'm a digital artist and a huge fan of Osomatsu-san ❌🙅‍♀️strictly NO BLmatsu

Highest Ranking warrior of the Elven army/ Likes drinking certain potions / 10 years of age / Fuck you mom for the @!/ #SPRP

Stan Marsh @smarshmellow16

5 Followers 22 Following Highest Ranking warrior of the Elven army/ Likes drinking certain potions / 10 years of age / Fuck you mom for the @!/ #SPRP

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293 Followers 6K Following Ado大好き過ぎてやばい

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Potato @NauSepulveda

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Mrs.Chokesondick @mrschokesondix

117 Followers 334 Following

I am here and queer

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256 Followers 592 Following I am here and queer

I'm simply one hell of a butler

Sebastian Michaelis @SP_Sebastian_

135 Followers 680 Following I'm simply one hell of a butler

Hi..don't mind my stuttering, its caused from having T-Tourette's Syndrome..(Not affiliated with South Park) (Vamp kid) (Single)

Jade @SP_Jaden

148 Followers 687 Following Hi..don't mind my stuttering, its caused from having T-Tourette's Syndrome..(Not affiliated with South Park) (Vamp kid) (Single)

The f-funniest 9 year old c-comedian you'll e-ever meet! || #Single and looking for love, l-l-ladies. *wink* || Do you like fishsticks? Then you're a gayfish.

Jimmy Valmer @IAmCrippled

310 Followers 659 Following The f-funniest 9 year old c-comedian you'll e-ever meet! || #Single and looking for love, l-l-ladies. *wink* || Do you like fishsticks? Then you're a gayfish.

Cry @Cryaotic_SP

228 Followers 406 Following ....Sup? #SPRP

Haha, how's it goin' bros? My name is Peeewdiepie! I just moved to South Park with Cry.

Pewdiepie @Pewdiepie_SP

238 Followers 681 Following Haha, how's it goin' bros? My name is Peeewdiepie! I just moved to South Park with Cry.

I'm the hero this town needs... [[RP]]

Mysterion @NotKennyISwear

111 Followers 188 Following I'm the hero this town needs... [[RP]]

Hi, I'm Kyle --Not affiliated with #SouthPark--@WorldOfStan is mine *Blushes slightly*

Kyle Broflovski~Neko @KyleTheNeko

4K Followers 663 Following Hi, I'm Kyle --Not affiliated with #SouthPark--@WorldOfStan is mine *Blushes slightly*

Scared to be loney ♪

Martin Garrix @09MaryoriYam

215 Followers 1K Following Scared to be loney ♪

What ze fuck is zis sheet? #RP

//NOT AFFILIATED WITH SOUTH PARK//

Christophe/Ze Mole @ZeChristophe

190 Followers 295 Following What ze fuck is zis sheet? #RP //NOT AFFILIATED WITH SOUTH PARK//

My name is Christophe but most people call me Ze Mole. [Single] [Bi] [18!Christophe]

Christophe DeLorne @SP_Ze_Mole

269 Followers 781 Following My name is Christophe but most people call me Ze Mole. [Single] [Bi] [18!Christophe]

••Not affiliated with South Park••18 years old••#Bi••#Single•• I saved the world from giant Guinea Pigs.. I also hate Cartman and his dumbasses.. Okay

Craig Tucker @FlipYouOffCraig

218 Followers 642 Following ••Not affiliated with South Park••18 years old••#Bi••#Single•• I saved the world from giant Guinea Pigs.. I also hate Cartman and his dumbasses.. Okay

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. #RP //Not affiliated with South Park//

December @DecemberTheGoth

164 Followers 477 Following All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. #RP //Not affiliated with South Park//

I don't have to tell you anything about my life.. ••Not affiliated with South Park••

Nyx @Goth_Nyx_

177 Followers 620 Following I don't have to tell you anything about my life.. ••Not affiliated with South Park••

$Good day, my name's Philip but people call me Pip..because they hate me \\Not affiliated with South Park// Bi \\ Single // \\ RP //$

Pip ••Neko•• @British__Pip

186 Followers 602 Following Good day, my name's Philip but people call me Pip..because they hate me \\Not affiliated with South Park// Bi \\ Single // \\ RP //

Food is love. Food is life. :.Single.: :.Pansexual.: :.Hitler is my bae.: :.RP Account.:

Eric Cartman @GrandNaziWizard

159 Followers 246 Following Food is love. Food is life. :.Single.: :.Pansexual.: :.Hitler is my bae.: :.RP Account.:

I. Can't. Die. -Not affiliated with South Park in anyway- @MagicOverNazi is a fatass, but he's my fatass..so don't touch him... Okay uh..bye *Walks away*

Mysterion @I_Cant_Die_

215 Followers 593 Following I. Can't. Die. -Not affiliated with South Park in anyway- @MagicOverNazi is a fatass, but he's my fatass..so don't touch him... Okay uh..bye *Walks away*

I'm sexy and everyone knows it. #SPRP

Clyde Donovan @DarkLordClyde

196 Followers 230 Following I'm sexy and everyone knows it. #SPRP

You guys never hang out with me. You guys never invite me to do stuff. But now you follow me on Twitter. #Taken #RP ||No affiliation with South Park.||

Craig Tucker @MonotoneCraig

187 Followers 228 Following You guys never hang out with me. You guys never invite me to do stuff. But now you follow me on Twitter. #Taken #RP ||No affiliation with South Park.||

Reddio @Pokemon__Pika

99 Followers 396 Following Reddio

“Fuck off.” [ Misotheist Russian ] — [ Offended easily? That was your warning! ] — [ Single, Demisexual ] — [ OC ]

[] Hiatus [] @SPAsheKovolski

874 Followers 994 Following “Fuck off.” [ Misotheist Russian ] — [ Offended easily? That was your warning! ] — [ Single, Demisexual ] — [ OC ]

H-Hello... #TakenBy: @TicciToby_Jeff (Toby) ~ V2: #Single #BiForCertainReasons #FurryBecauseFuckLogic

Shy @Flutter_Shy__

211 Followers 621 Following H-Hello... #TakenBy: @TicciToby_Jeff (Toby) ~ V2: #Single #BiForCertainReasons #FurryBecauseFuckLogic

Hey you guys! I am the acutual Kenny McCormick! I am nine years old and I live in South Park Colorado! Feel free to follow me!

Kenny McCormick. ;) @Kenny06131995

289 Followers 1K Following Hey you guys! I am the acutual Kenny McCormick! I am nine years old and I live in South Park Colorado! Feel free to follow me!

I'm a new dude at South Park. I don't have any friends. This town is just shitty #RP #Single

Zach Coldwell @ZachColdwell1

480 Followers 2K Following I'm a new dude at South Park. I don't have any friends. This town is just shitty #RP #Single

Lil Crack @LucasElPro14

164 Followers 2K Following

Peace, Love, Tolerance to all. Fuck the Banks and Fuck the Queen. most of all Fuck The BNP, NF, Fascists and worse still the Republicans and Conservatives! ✌️😃

Lewis Dolan @1merseyparadise

119 Followers 998 Following Peace, Love, Tolerance to all. Fuck the Banks and Fuck the Queen. most of all Fuck The BNP, NF, Fascists and worse still the Republicans and Conservatives! ✌️😃

Evertonian, Viz comic fan, music lover.

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PLEASE READ THE BIO @ReAlLyHiGhBeNnY

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My name is jake but some fat kid calls me douchebag

king douchebag @NewkidJake

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Sup' Im Kenneth i hang with Stan, Kenny but not Eric Cartman He sucks! | SP RP |

Bee Jay McKay @PoorSoulKenny

115 Followers 109 Following Sup' Im Kenneth i hang with Stan, Kenny but not Eric Cartman He sucks! | SP RP |

Bob Mikel @BobAMikel

114 Followers 575 Following

I've saved the world from giant guinea pigs, helped lead an army of Nazi zombies, and I still don't give a fuck. #SouthParkRP {@pekosexual}

| Craig T. Tucker | @RedRacerKid

1K Followers 1K Following I've saved the world from giant guinea pigs, helped lead an army of Nazi zombies, and I still don't give a fuck. #SouthParkRP {@pekosexual}

Fant Jones @funtus250

69 Followers 757 Following

Yes I can die believe it. Best friends with Stan and Kyle, screw cartman (RP)

KennyMcCormick @KennyMcCormic2

326 Followers 603 Following Yes I can die believe it. Best friends with Stan and Kyle, screw cartman (RP)

I help people in need by telling them what they did wrong with my trusty companions, Coulda, Shoulda and Woulda. RT @ will!

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236 Followers 90 Following I just got a crappy computer! So I'm trying this shit out.

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103 Followers 850 Following my family is @Train_The_Wolf @GokuJuner @FireAnnaAnime @tomboysamxantha my best friend @_Son_Goten_ is freaking hilarious im a jedi and saiyan.im 11 lol

I'm a CRJ major with extreme ADHD/Dyslexia and I work at Chick Fil A during the school year serving self absorbed carpetbaggers, that's all

Zach ZumWald @zumwaz09

54 Followers 158 Following I'm a CRJ major with extreme ADHD/Dyslexia and I work at Chick Fil A during the school year serving self absorbed carpetbaggers, that's all

Hey my name is Kyle Broflovski and I live in the douche bag mountain town of South Park. I have an adopted canadian brother called Ike.

Kyle Broflovski @KylexBroflovski

431 Followers 183 Following Hey my name is Kyle Broflovski and I live in the douche bag mountain town of South Park. I have an adopted canadian brother called Ike.

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Danny Daems @orthus666

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I can say fag and faggot because I am one myself. South Park and My Little Pony are my life, but I have no life so that's not saying much... I follow back?

Uhhhh Hi there. :3 @Imma_Faggot

222 Followers 395 Following I can say fag and faggot because I am one myself. South Park and My Little Pony are my life, but I have no life so that's not saying much... I follow back?

I'm a 22 year old college student. I listen to music 24/7. My favorites are A7X, Ghost, Iron Maiden, Misfits, and Asking Alexandria | Demisexual | Genderfluid

🤘🏻🤘🏼🤘�... @GD_A7X

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ⓘ this user is obsessed with hyunjin | 合 STAY & ARMY ⟭⟬| Stray Kids & Agust D enthusiast 💞 | ✨Ult Bias: Hyunjin | Bias Wreckers: SUGA & I.N

~fan account

𝔐αяηιє ᥫ᭡... @hyuneallday

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Stan out of South Park,.Forced to join Twitter by my douchebag friends. Don't spam my page, follow me I'll follow back! Later losers!

StantheDamMarsh @StandamMarsh

2K Followers 2K Following Stan out of South Park,.Forced to join Twitter by my douchebag friends. Don't spam my page, follow me I'll follow back! Later losers!

大企業に勤めてる、結婚してる、年収が高いが勝ち組なんじゃない。常にやりたい事を見つけ、挑戦し続けれてるのが勝ち組なんだ

るい @Rui3590

336 Followers 462 Following 大企業に勤めてる、結婚してる、年収が高いが勝ち組なんじゃない。常にやりたい事を見つけ、挑戦し続けれてるのが勝ち組なんだ

im the voice of a generation and i like fishsticks in my mouth.

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4K Followers 271 Following im the voice of a generation and i like fishsticks in my mouth.

hï, ï'm ωεηdψ. ï'm ïη ι⊕∀ε ωï†h š†αη mαršh, mψ ßεš† ƒrïεηd ïš ßεßε š†ε∀εηš, αηd ï ⊕ηςε ßεα† up †hα† ςαr†mαη, follow me @KylexCartman ! :)«3

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Phillip farted, i laughed! #southpark #terranceandphilp #followback #canada

Terrance And Phillip @terryandphil

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If you don't know who I am, you should get your head out of your ASS! #Cartman

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HI IM BUTTERS im in the 4th grade i am friends with Professor Chaos and IM A PIMP DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING

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FOLLOW ME OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
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Rebecca Tucker @RedRidingWhore

195 Followers 29 Following Hey everyone. I'm Rebecca but you can call me Red like everyone else does. I'm cute, smart, and popular. Plus, I love getting free shoes with Clyde.❤

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4K Followers 312 Following Timmah!

I came to Twitter to meet older and more matured people because everyone my age is like, down nyah, and I'm up nyah. Maybe a little more up nyah.

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2K Followers 578 Following I came to Twitter to meet older and more matured people because everyone my age is like, down nyah, and I'm up nyah. Maybe a little more up nyah.

Yeezy taught me #Satire

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