Department for Education Statistics @DFEStatistics

Parody. Statistics and news according to the DFE. Technically true but 100% misleading. Parody. independent.co.uk/news/education… London Joined November 2018

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Department for Education Statistics @DFEStatistics

5 years ago

We are ramping up our communication. In fact, our communication with Headteachers has been up 20000000% in the last week.

Schools Week @SchoolsWeek

5 years ago

We are ramping up our communication. In fact, our communication with Headteachers has been up 20000000% in the last week.

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Department for Education Statistics @DFEStatistics

7 years ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

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Department for Education Statistics @DFEStatistics

7 years ago

More money than ever before is going into education* *clarification - this includes parent donations, cake sales, fundraisers for school supplies, school fees, university fees, Driver awareness courses and thought provoking after dinner speeches from former MPs

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Department for Education Statistics @DFEStatistics

7 years ago

There are more students than ever before in good or outstanding or requires improvement or special measures schools.

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Department for Education Statistics @DFEStatistics

7 years ago

In a recent customer satisfaction survey, the DFE received 100% positive feedback. All 1 participant was impressed with the performance of the department.

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Department for Education Statistics @DFEStatistics

7 years ago

CLARIFICATION: By "education" we mean the word "education" - this remains a 9 letter word and we will continue to ensure this is the case for the foreseeable future.

Department for Education Statistics @DFEStatistics

7 years ago

CLARIFICATION: By "education" we mean the word "education" - this remains a 9 letter word and we will continue to ensure this is the case for the foreseeable future.