Derek FoReal @DRocklmL
I tweet stuff that's funny, amusing, or extremely inappropriate! Enjoy :D Saskatchewan Canada Joined April 2014-
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Day 3,426: Still waiting for Skate 4
When you finally just accept that all girls are psycho and will never admit that they’re wrong, it makes life much easier.
My Sense of Humor:
I think North Korea, the NSA, and Westborough Baptist church are out of medicinal Marijuana.. someone be a pal and hook em up #worldpeace
The M-ergizer Raver... I keep going and going and going....
That moment when ur brain feels like a slot machine.. BING BING BING BING BING #Molly
Whoever the asshole was that said "money doesn't buy you happiness" clearly has never bought pure cocaine and a 3 way with Swedish hookers.
I'm not saying shes a slut, I'm just saying if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234.
"@BrentPlantje: My ab's have abs. Ab's on abs." So that's like a 12 pack right Lol
Woo got my dick wet this weekend.. may have been from jumping in a swimming pool but at this point I'll take it Lol... #Fml
You know why WW2 was so brutal... Wet socks. NOTHING makes a man want to kill more than walking around in wet socks
I've spent a lot of money on drugs, alcohol and women. The rest I've just pissed away.
It's true when people say that women work a lot harder than men. Cause Men get it right the first time.
Drugs are like sprinkles for your personality, and face it everyone loves fuckin sprinkles xD
A Picture Of Me When I Was younger: ~
Boobs are like the sun, its ok to look but not to stare. That's what sunglasses are for.
I like to go to protests because it's nice to hang around with women who are angry at someone else.
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Lusa Bampfield @LusaBampfield
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Sophey Hugonneau @SopheyHugonneau
116 Followers 507 Following When a girl is used to getting hurt, she won't know how it feels when a guy starts to appreciate her, so she ends up pushing him away.
My Brain Parts®️�... @LiamBarrettEsq
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Sophey Hugonneau @SopheyHugonneau
116 Followers 507 Following When a girl is used to getting hurt, she won't know how it feels when a guy starts to appreciate her, so she ends up pushing him away.
Lusa Bampfield @LusaBampfield
105 Followers 502 Following One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets...One reason: best friends.
Shoshanna Faux @ShoshannaFaux
112 Followers 617 Following I never stopped thinking about you even though you stopped thinking about me. I never wanted to let go, but you did.
Russell Brand @rustyrockets
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Jeff Ocala @iamjeffsloan
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
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Cookie’s Eye Candy ... @sfreeze6
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RAVE @ravetravel_
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