Dad Joke Button @DadJokeButton
The Best Dad Jokes on Twitter. dadjokebutton.com Dad Joined September 2019-
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My doctor told me that my body has completely run out of magnesium. I was like 0mg
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There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator. It's a shame only a fraction of the people will find this funny.
Did you hear about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lense making machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
Have you ever tried archery blindfolded? You don’t know what you’re missing
When the aliens abducted me, they made me wash my hands, eat vegetables and clean the room they put me in… Turns out I was on the mothership.
Everyone has heard of Count Dooku, the character from Star Wars. But his wife Sue—she’s quite a puzzle to figure out.
What does D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexia Association
I saw a television advertised in a shop window with a sign that said: "stuck on maximum volume, only $5." I thought to myself, I can’t turn that down.
I think my wife has been putting glue all over my firearms. She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Someone broke into my garage last night and stole my limbo stick. Seriously how low can you go?
My friend said my clothes are gay! Well, they did come out of the closet this morning.
My girlfriend said a small penis isn’t a big deal I still wish she didn’t have one
Why can't Mexicans be firefighters? They can't tell Jose from Hose B.
What is a cow's favourite Disney princess? Moo-lan
Where did Noah store his bees? In the ark hives
Our electricity company has just disconnected us. Now we are powerless to do anything about it.
I created a website for orphans It doesn't have a homepage yet
I hate when people say they are speaking on behalf on everyone And I’m sure everybody agrees with me
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