Lara Dillon @geekygardengirl

Joined November 2015

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Tom Hanks @tomhanks

6 years ago

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Orlando International Airport @MCO

6 years ago

SpaceX took social distancing to a new level this morning.🚀

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StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_

6 years ago

My Heart 😭 Fatherhood at its finest ❤

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The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 @blade_funner

6 years ago

Give me the beef boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your lobster roll And Chik-fil-A

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Brother Ben @SentenceReduced

6 years ago

[Talking Heads GPS] YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF HEADING NORTH ON MAIN STREET. AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF HOW DID I GET HERE. AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF I NEED TO MAKE A U-TURN.

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Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist

7 years ago

Anyone who wants to defund Planned Parenthood should be forced to watch Caillou for 90 minutes then be allowed to rethink their decision.

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Shower Thoughts @ShwrThght

7 years ago

How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck.

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Shower Thoughts @ShwrThght

7 years ago

Maybe adults aren’t afraid of monsters under the bed anymore because we know that if we get eaten by one we won’t have to go to work the next day.

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Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky

7 years ago

Pretty sure scrunchies were named for the sound our hair made in the 80s.

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Adrenalin @adrenalindenver

7 years ago

You think you're having a bad Monday? The radio just played Styx and the Stones back to back, and now my bones are broken.

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Satan @s8n

7 years ago

Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7

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Melvin of York @MelvinofYork

7 years ago

"Eclectic" is just a word that tries to make "all over the fuckin place" sound dignified

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Shower Thoughts @ShwrThght

7 years ago

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we are born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist

7 years ago

Do you have a friend, a coworker, an acquaintance who isn't acting normal? Reach out. Ask them if they are really Scott Bakula attempting to change history for the better.