Matt @mattgallo123

Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted. https://t.co/XOWyp2oxQV x.com/oldmattycallo Joined April 2015

Tweets

32K
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12K
Following

10K
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52K

Joe List @JoeListComedy

12 years ago

I'm thinking about growing my penis out for the summer.

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Annie is not ok @sourgirI

9 years ago

Taking my glasses off. Good bye cruel world.

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Jim @GibJimson

8 years ago

The earth is flat like your mom.

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Daz? @HomeProbably

5 years ago

If you don’t quietly push people away then they’ll never leave.

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mark normand @marknorm

11 years ago

A girl told me she likes 'a strong silent type'. A guy could never say that to a girl though. "I like my women quiet."

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jo @whatsJo

8 years ago

Oh I get it. Fun onions.

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Stap the Mattness @Stap_Jr

5 years ago

FOOTBALL SHOULD BE ON EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK. VOTE!

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Darla @ddsmidt

6 years ago

I’m starting to feel like Twitter is a bad habit.

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meredith kay @meredithekay

5 years ago

mike pence's real name is mechanical pencil

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Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders

5 years ago

"Out of an abundance of caution," we should expand Medicare to cover everyone in America.

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Buggie @junebuggiebug

5 years ago

My son will be a legend

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Bison @FunnyBison

5 years ago

My doctor always seems surprised to give me good lab results.

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Carmely Sandiego @orangecrushable

5 years ago

I will not let a typo destroy me. I will persevere. I will rise.

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Corey (C-man) @YourAnMoron

5 years ago

If it was fun to play it'd be called goodminton

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Stap the Mattness @Stap_Jr

8 years ago

Spending the first day of fall gluing leaves back on the trees

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fightgeek @fightgeek

7 years ago

real cavemen didn’t propel their car with their feet. that part of the show was fake

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jon drake @DrakeGatsby

5 years ago

If you don’t like raking leaves, just eat the leaves. They can’t stop you. It’s not illegal.

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TLC_Painting @painting_tlc

5 years ago

Can I get a 4 week coma please?

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F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah Edition) @FScottFitzJesse

5 years ago

I think that’s enough day for today.

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I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ

I know who DB Cooper is

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

42K Followers 9K Following Independently owned and operated A+ Rating fron the BBB Chicago Area I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is

Trey @treydayway

44K Followers 5K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

Marcmywords @Marcmywords2

54K Followers 48K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo

Tony P. @Tbone7219

52K Followers 18K Following

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47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

The B. @anerdonfire2

40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno

Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat

59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

49K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people.

Benny 'Mostly Polish'... @citizenkawala

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Winner - America's Funniest People
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Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy

23K Followers 6K Following Winner - America's Funniest People [email protected]

𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016

175K Followers 35K Following 🤍

The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme

35K Followers 8K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x

cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2

25K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚

dire wolf @ADDiane

29K Followers 2K Following five pounds of crazy in a two pound bag https://t.co/tvbIjt1kXf

Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

73K Followers 2K Following Fourth Quarter Performer. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish MEJOR QUE NADA

Felicia @LostFelicia

40K Followers 5K Following LOST on Oceanic flight 815 ♥ @LuvPugFDN ♥ New tweets:https://t.co/zkEWXj4pOo

Darla @ddsmidt

38K Followers 12K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS

The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian

233K Followers 77K Following Instagram: @theculturedruffian Donut Dad Bod. Tweets are mine, videos aren't. https://t.co/hvJ5WZMGRd

Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138

13K Followers 3K Following I retweet funny people. Fat legged idiot. Tweets are jokes. https://t.co/8w8qUjJAND

Xeefir @Xeefir22330

25 Followers 2K Following

Yforouc @Yforouc7812

46 Followers 992 Following

𝕏 Guiding ElonMusk’s vision for a better future through Spacex, Tesla, Neuralink, and more. & Tech enthusiast, dream chaser, and innovation advocate.

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170 Followers 4K Following 𝕏 Guiding ElonMusk’s vision for a better future through Spacex, Tesla, Neuralink, and more. & Tech enthusiast, dream chaser, and innovation advocate.

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23 Followers 533 Following

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227 Followers 5K Following kind and loving ..

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3 Followers 252 Following

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5 Followers 252 Following Am here searching for serious relationship

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91 Followers 443 Following if u can't convince any enemy confuse him

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93 Followers 1K Following Mong anh Từ giờ trở đi khi anh nhớ đến em trong lòng anh ko còn cảm thấy hổ thẹn nửa

Wesley @FuryWesley75599

111 Followers 333 Following

Anita @ihatethatmore

5K Followers 5K Following I will not inspire u. Im kinda lame in the funny department but im somewhat attractive so i roll w it. Cheez Whiz RULES

Sadie Cedar @SadieCedar

7 Followers 87 Following

O G @OGallcaps1

155 Followers 932 Following

🤬Marilyn🤬 @twitweeting

20K Followers 18K Following Humour, Nature, Music, Movies. https://t.co/zhvo1Kp6Xa

StarrSerenity @ijustliketoread

57 Followers 425 Following

Multiple Gracie Award Winning Radio Host TV chick @sunriseon7 83rd @goldenglobes voter Published Author, Irritant Listen to me @CBSNewsRadio

Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence

13K Followers 11K Following Multiple Gracie Award Winning Radio Host TV chick @sunriseon7 83rd @goldenglobes voter Published Author, Irritant Listen to me @CBSNewsRadio

Nycfem @nycfemm

6K Followers 2K Following Many interests just here laughs, smiles, and playfulness.

Steve Turner @SteveTurner513

375 Followers 893 Following US EPA 🇺🇸

Pablo Astran @PabloAstran

2 Followers 120 Following

Erich Duft @mammonduft

204 Followers 4K Following

Navygirl921 @navygirl921

573 Followers 5K Following

Understanding is an art and not everyone is an artist. A vessel and an anchor, porch satyr #Úlfhéðnar #DragonSoul #MagicInAMeatSuit,

Dr_Grumbles 🪄🏴�... @Tha_StrangeDr_

3K Followers 5K Following Understanding is an art and not everyone is an artist. A vessel and an anchor, porch satyr #Úlfhéðnar #DragonSoul #MagicInAMeatSuit,

New mom/wife to Twitter. Overworked, underpaid, and under appreciated. Oh and I have a job too. Occasionally funny, Full-time in need of sleep and/or alcohol.

UNHINGED_ROLE MODEL �... @ChastePickles

3 Followers 70 Following New mom/wife to Twitter. Overworked, underpaid, and under appreciated. Oh and I have a job too. Occasionally funny, Full-time in need of sleep and/or alcohol.

Dale @YoungLotion

75 Followers 367 Following alt account of John Goodman

That Friend Your Mom ... @ampersandhobbes

1K Followers 4K Following Parody account of a genuinely funny person

Queen Elisabeth @QueenElisabeth

4K Followers 2K Following Ginger mom to a ginger girl. @Rorschach7 is my best friend in heaven #RamblingQueen

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14 Followers 149 Following

sander @veldmuis1977

742 Followers 3K Following

Denis @___t_d_o___

119 Followers 1K Following Good person

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40K Followers 1K Following https://t.co/Khbo6khxhO

helu @helu12334

0 Followers 657 Following I am here

Sarcastic Sweetheart ... @happymilly1

27K Followers 10K Following Sarcasm always. I always bite back. Still belong to @tommy_charm ❤

J @DaddyJew2

337 Followers 250 Following @DaddyJew

I travel my mind you can come too because anything is better the one or the two the light speed of thought can drag you on down to the Universe and the myst

Plucked Strings @iloveguitars1

8K Followers 7K Following I travel my mind you can come too because anything is better the one or the two the light speed of thought can drag you on down to the Universe and the myst

Follower of Christ Jesus-Father of two-Grandfather of four, plus a cat-Gun lover-Love of trucks-Love the Israeli people-Love our vets-Trump won!

A-aron @aaron89255294

832 Followers 2K Following Follower of Christ Jesus-Father of two-Grandfather of four, plus a cat-Gun lover-Love of trucks-Love the Israeli people-Love our vets-Trump won!

Dylan Hicks @DylanHi36424422

276 Followers 5K Following World Gold vass holder with a stick and a crown

Natasha @Natasha95825656

85 Followers 3K Following ❣️😊 Мy namе is Nаtаsha!⁉️ Неге is my ргofilе аnd mу nакеd рiсs!)) Votе foг me, pls:❕ https://t.co/mkOBbkSu6d

Raj @sraju

244 Followers 3K Following Passionate about software Security/QA and a weekend Airplane/Airport enthusiast

kiki @luckycybergirl

13K Followers 5K Following Doll in distress ♱ prettiest when punished

Sometimes optimistic, mostly depressed. Healthcare worker/CNA. Total empath. Gemini.
Just a complicated person trying to chill.
I really don't DM. No offense.

Riley @rleelizaa

2K Followers 4K Following Sometimes optimistic, mostly depressed. Healthcare worker/CNA. Total empath. Gemini. Just a complicated person trying to chill. I really don't DM. No offense.

We Publish Here All the latest Furniture For Who Looking Furniture Sliders, Furniture Pads, Furniture Dolly, Furniture Rise. #Home&Kitchen #Sofas&Couches.

SN Furniture Mart @LauraMirja

1K Followers 4K Following We Publish Here All the latest Furniture For Who Looking Furniture Sliders, Furniture Pads, Furniture Dolly, Furniture Rise. #Home&Kitchen #Sofas&Couches.

mike dorsey @mikedor30884040

425 Followers 2K Following I follow: Jesus// Discovering the Jewish Jesus // Mike Bickle - IHOPKC

Alagie Fadera @fadera_alagie

213 Followers 2K Following I am Alagie from The Gambia west Africa I am a loving and kind person I love to met friends ❤️✌️

Aamir Ul @theaamirul

150 Followers 799 Following অন্যায় দেখলে অন্যায়ের প্রতিবাদ করুন... আর না করতে পারলে ওই রকম জীবন রাখার চেয়ে না রাখাই ভালো...!

jarwannelson @jarwannelson2

60 Followers 480 Following Comedian - Engineer - GlobeTrotter

Rana Gul Bahar @RanaGulBahar4

15 Followers 180 Following just Alone but happy thanks God

victorkway @victorkway

30 Followers 127 Following 𝒢ℴ𝒹 𝒾𝓈 ℊℴℴ𝒹 👌

bacchu🖤🥀 @bacchu009

3 Followers 10 Following ❤‍🩹ੴ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਜੀ🥀 ❤‍🩹ੴ•जाट•ੴ🥀 ♠️DAGER....⚠️ ❤‍🩹Miss u mom🥹...🥀 ❤‍🩹......Dream.....🇨🇦 ❤‍🩹Birthday..6..August🥀

Luu Jeremia1♠�... @LutoriJeremia1

14K Followers 8K Following You cannot be loved by everyone, you are not Money 💰

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

42K Followers 9K Following Independently owned and operated A+ Rating fron the BBB Chicago Area I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is

Trey @treydayway

44K Followers 5K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

Marcmywords @Marcmywords2

54K Followers 48K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo

Tony P. @Tbone7219

52K Followers 18K Following

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

The B. @anerdonfire2

40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno

Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat

59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

49K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people.

Benny 'Mostly Polish'... @citizenkawala

22K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct

Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy

23K Followers 6K Following Winner - America's Funniest People [email protected]

𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016

175K Followers 35K Following 🤍

The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme

35K Followers 8K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x

cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2

25K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚

SneezingWithWetMascar... @WetMascara

18K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.

dire wolf @ADDiane

29K Followers 2K Following five pounds of crazy in a two pound bag https://t.co/tvbIjt1kXf

Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

73K Followers 2K Following Fourth Quarter Performer. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish MEJOR QUE NADA

Jack Boot @IamJackBoot

13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.

Felicia @LostFelicia

40K Followers 5K Following LOST on Oceanic flight 815 ♥ @LuvPugFDN ♥ New tweets:https://t.co/zkEWXj4pOo

Darla @ddsmidt

38K Followers 12K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS

I completed my BSc degree in Public Health as Health Officer from JU on 10th October 2012, and my MPH in General Public Health from HU on 22nd April 2021.

Mohammed Ahmed @moh_ah_moh

241 Followers 2K Following I completed my BSc degree in Public Health as Health Officer from JU on 10th October 2012, and my MPH in General Public Health from HU on 22nd April 2021.

Adam 🕷 @ABomb185

173 Followers 1K Following Too fucked up to care anymore.

#c$hmullah# @MairaMorris

62 Followers 419 Following .Am Different...

Triple J🌸 @FalishaFarha

195 Followers 479 Following 𝔫𝔶𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔞💫𝔠𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔷𝔢💫𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔦𝔞💫𝔨𝔞𝔩𝔬𝔭𝔰𝔦𝔞

Robert Fogarty @robfogarty311

30 Followers 178 Following Videographer | Editor | Director | Multimedia Journalist | Production Assistant

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481 Followers 3K Following Johnny Carson's dead?

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833 Followers 243 Following

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285 Followers 652 Following BLM she/her

Brother Ben @SentenceReduced

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emma! @emmakr1338

46 Followers 369 Following

Sam @mastrap84

7K Followers 2K Following I don’t live here anymore come to Bluesky.

Ted Barton @TedBartonComedy

11K Followers 8K Following This is hard because I want to be myself, but I also want you to like me. instagram @tedbartoncomedy for stand up clips

megan @therealmegster

270 Followers 232 Following all I want is chaos all the time •she/her • bioarchaeology

Total fucking scoundrel. Lover of donuts and dick jokes. Rebel scum. Slippery bastard. Obsessed with buttholes. NSFW. (21+)🎲🎯🎮#retrogamer

Easy👾 @edawg_eric

5K Followers 3K Following Total fucking scoundrel. Lover of donuts and dick jokes. Rebel scum. Slippery bastard. Obsessed with buttholes. NSFW. (21+)🎲🎯🎮#retrogamer

justin herman @JustinMHerman

8K Followers 4K Following Stand up comedian, television producer and a third interesting thing

Chain of Lynx 🇨�... @chainoflynx

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Bee @beesus00

72 Followers 360 Following stereotypical dumb blonde side character

a JLT of lightening @JLT1015

354 Followers 964 Following Chronic optimist on the rocks, with a twist of satire.

3DMintLab @3DMintLab

8K Followers 471 Following Artist, Publisher and Blockchain Developer #CNFT #Cardano $ADA $BTC $ETH #Faha100

Joel N Hernandez @JoseNH

324 Followers 716 Following “To the Monsters, we are the Monsters”Goldblooded 🏈 ❤️💛49ers, Dub Nation 💛💙, Gigantes 🖤🧡. proud papa of 3 .. 🧩🎓 📚🍾 .. 🐾 🎶 🇸🇻♍️®️

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4K Followers 695 Following Somewhere in between

eli @thisdayisyours

17K Followers 10K Following

Beast @JJ_Alequinn

925 Followers 954 Following I hope you get all you deserve

Okwiri Owinyi Isaiah @OkwiriOwinyi

308 Followers 945 Following advocate, farmer, gooner💯,

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108 Followers 308 Following Thou shalt not shake it like a Poloroid picture.

helterkelter @helterkelter1

18 Followers 144 Following Don’t let your loyalty become your slavery ✌🏻

growing gardener @botanicalbecky

291 Followers 755 Following capitalism kills

MacDaddy27 @daddy27_mac

51 Followers 123 Following Keeping it real

Ass. Manager @Charlie4DaWin

166 Followers 363 Following There’s no cure for stupidity

Omphemetse Setilo @marcuswest89

16 Followers 93 Following photographer Dance is my peace And weed

Lauren V Appleton @LowDownLauren

211 Followers 292 Following The Appletons • Booker/Promoter NashWest Productions

i dont read all dms .I was born in wales #southwales #welshrugby. #reddragon. I love travelling to bulgaria #sunnybeach #nessebar #Bourgas #varna #bulgaria

jackie @jackie26818641

501 Followers 2K Following i dont read all dms .I was born in wales #southwales #welshrugby. #reddragon. I love travelling to bulgaria #sunnybeach #nessebar #Bourgas #varna #bulgaria

Canadian Tired @lilorphanammo

752 Followers 708 Following Off-Worlder. Cyber Ninja. My favorite Star Trek character is Worf and I will fight about it. 123 Canada Street, Canada.

👣 @GretavV

670 Followers 700 Following

I did it my way. Formerly tracyreynolds67-they murdled me! 😭
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here
She/her/mom/grandmonster

TLC_Painting @painting_tlc

10K Followers 10K Following I did it my way. Formerly tracyreynolds67-they murdled me! 😭 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here She/her/mom/grandmonster