👽 Alien Archaeologist 👽 @ClassADude
I follow smart, funny people. Big plus to anyone with horror in their profile. I am liberal and #BLM . x.com/search?f=tweet… NorCal Joined October 2010-
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Popping on to say I'm joining the masses who are heading over to blue sky, which is a lot like the old Twitter before Elonia bought it.
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[choking back dread because of my past] yes i’ll water your plants
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Air Quality Alert: Smells like tequila and bad decisions
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baristas at starbucks don’t give a fuck if they spell your name right. my cup had anxiety ridden freak written on it.
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Just leave me the box of sugar cones and don't ask any questions.
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Out of jail for now
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A group of boys playing is called an anxiety.
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Look can I at least get a doom counter if I can only read 600 tweets?
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Listing to all the tiny screams of Twitter users and our lack of dopamine.
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I mean I could tweet but everybody is in reading jail...
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