boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ @StrangerTings5
WARNING: I use armor piercing tweets. Just a small town rabbit, livin' in a sarcastic world. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=(from… Joined December 2018-
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Don't mind me, I'm just judging you while drinking wine out of a mustard jar.
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* Recipe Corner A Persian Salad. Ingredients. 1. A salad 2. A Persian cat Instructions. Add cat to salad. Serve
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Congrats for declaring how smart you are, too bad silly me only wants silly
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I have tools older than any of my relationships.
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I loved someone once. It was the worst two days of my life.
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Know what I’m going for? Everything they said I couldn’t.
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I do all my own stunts (not intentionally)
I tried to make a belt from herbs. It was a waist of thyme.
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My chameleon can't change colors. He has a reptile dysfunction.
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You're so damn cute when outraged.
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Labubu is the French term for a child's slight injury.
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It's hilarious to me that the older I get my eyesight gets worse...but my ability to see through people's bullshit 20/20...
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If I lived on the moon I'd be eating pizza all day long and I'd still be as light as a feather.
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I don’t trust people who think naps are a waste of time.
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Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.
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who up in a state of confusion
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I'm not a narcissist, but if I was I'd be the best narcissist ever.
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Your taste in anime is shit, it had to be said.
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Love dappin up my white dentist with a “There he is” when he comes in the room
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