Dad Jokes @DadJokesCloud
Brighten your day with the funniest dad jokes around! 😂 Follow for your daily chuckle and explore more at https://t.co/3032CFGVPV dadjokes.cloud Elysium Joined October 2023-
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DAD JOKE #355/10000: When she said "No," I thought it was a hard no, but maybe it's just her first name! 😂💔 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Hit ❤️ if you laughed, follow for more epic Dad Jokes!
DAD JOKE #354/10000: When I wear my new sunglasses, half see the light, the other half just shade. 😎🌞 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Smash that like if you're on the bright side, retweet if you're throwing shade!
DAD JOKE #353/10000: Philosophers don't get lost in thought... they bring a map to their brainstorms! 🧠🗺️ ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Smash that like button if you chuckled! 😄👍
DAD JOKE #352/10000: Just found out where apples hang out. Spoiler: it’s not the gym. 🍎😂 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Hit like if you find this a-peel-ing! Follow for more fruity puns! 🌟
DAD JOKE #351/10000: When you dial 911 by mistake, but it's too embarrassing to admit... 🔥😬🚒 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Smash that like if you've ever gone to extreme lengths to cover up a blunder! Follow for more epic dad humor! 😂👍
DAD JOKE #350/10000: Why do adults quiz kids on future careers? Maybe they're taking notes for themselves! 😂📝 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Smash that like if you're still figuring it out too! Follow for more! 🚀
DAD JOKE #349/10000: When life gives you stressed days, just read it backward for a sweet surprise! 🍨🍩😉 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Hit like if you smiled and follow for your daily dose of dad humor! 🌟👍
DAD JOKE #348/10000: Ever seen a caterpillar hold up a temple? Me neither, but I know one that's trying really hard! 🐛🏛️ ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Hit like if you think the caterpillar should get a raise! 🔄💚
DAD JOKE #347/10000: If expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected expected, should I stop expecting? 🤔📚 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Smash that like if you chuckled! Retweet to confuse a friend! 😂🔄
DAD JOKE #346/10000: Ever wondered what sea monsters munch on? Hint: It's not just sushi! 🌊🐙🚢 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── If you giggled, hit like or share for more monstrous munchies! 🤣🔄
DAD JOKE #345/10000: Back in the day, rainbows didn't need colors to impress! 🌈👴😂 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Hit like if you think the past was just a tad less colorful! Follow for more vintage laughs! 😋
DAD JOKE #344/10000: When blue and yellow heard green was my favorite, they weren't too pleased... 🎨🤣 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Hit like if you love a good color mix-up! Follow for more palette-able puns! 🔄💚
DAD JOKE #343/10000: Just heard NASA's latest mission is a real "apology" tour... to outer space! 🚀👽 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Smash that like if you're ready to forgive and follow for more cosmic puns! 🌌✨
DAD JOKE #342/10000: Some speak golden silence, others have a silver tongue but forget to polish it! 😂📚💬 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Hit 'Like' if you chuckled, 'Retweet' to share the wisdom, and follow for your daily dose of dad wisdom! 🌟👍🔄
DAD JOKE #341/10000: When you ask if impossible is possible, even the chalkboard scratches its head! 🤔📚 ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── If this tickled your neurons, like, retweet, and follow for more brain benders! 🧠💥
DAD JOKE #340/10000: Went to the Coffee Shop of Time, the barista served me a cup of my past brew. ☕ ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── Hit like if you're still young at heart, retweet if you're wisely laughing, and follow for more dad wisdom! 😋
DAD JOKE #339/10000: Decided to make my repetitive mistakes into a yearly event. Now taking suggestions for what to mess up next! 🎉🍾 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Smash that like if you're also a fan of creating new 'traditions'! 😂👍
DAD JOKE #338/10000: Walking everywhere is just how I roll... or should I say, how I stroll! 🚶♂️🌍 ───── ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ ───── Like if you’d join my walking club! Follow for more steps... I mean, steps of jokes! 🥾✨
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