Funny Tweets @JokesAndMemes
The best place for funny tweets jokes and memes. Joined January 2012-
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At the gym doing sit ups, boy: 31... 32... 33... 34... (hot girl walks by) 135... 136... 137...
[H]alf [O]f [M]y [E]nergy [W]asted [O]n [R]andom [K]nowledge
Awkward moment when someone born in 1999 says: I miss 90s
My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.
Girl: Stop saying sorry all the time Boy: Sorry
Teachers before they draw something on the board: I'm not an artist
Roses are red. I need a cat.
When you are right: No one remembers. When you are wrong: No one forgets.
I wonder if the planet earth teases other planets for having no life.
That awkward moment when you are at your friend's house and their parents start screaming at them.
That awkward moment when you're nice and the cat is hissing.
Writing "etc" on the test because you don't remember more examples.
Dear teacher: If the bell does not dismiss me then the bell does not decide when I should be in class.
Look at the keyboard. It has "U" and "I" together. Now look underneath that. It says "JK".
Best moment to sleep: 5% - in the evening, 95% - in the morning.
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
There is always that one kid in gym class who thinks it is the Olympics.
Dear Mathematics, I don’t want to solve your problem, because I have my own problems to solve. - Sincerely, students
Life Facts @JokesMemesFacts
1.4M Followers 32 Following Posts not meant to be taken too seriously. A bit of comedy but not always funny posts, memes or jokes. Sometimes quotes. Often relatable.
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103 Followers 787 Following Extrovert🌎🚵🏄🏂 Irrigation Engineer🚜🍉🍒 Music👻 Gym🐼🤼🥇 🅰nim3㊗㊙ Sports⚽🏀🏆 Ⓜovies🚀🦍 Gaming☢🎰🎮♥
Farley Burge @BookFarleyNow
460 Followers 1K Following Hey, I'm Farley, a stand-up comedian, actor, dog lover and walker, and joke writer. Come on, let's laugh at each other and ourselves.
Ayb Sam @SamuelC33346
25 Followers 89 Following An electrical engineering dealing with all kinds of house wiring and other electric equipment lovers of football ⚽and entertainment 🔊📡 gunners fans ❤️ COYG!
Sassy Scorpio 🦂 @SassyScorpio04
8K Followers 3K Following Lover of all things 'conspiracy'. The rabbit hole is deep!! Cash is king. Everything is about controlling you.
Tayoor @Mum_Angeli
2 Followers 82 Following
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0 Followers 8 Following
ABUDU⚡ @SLIME_ABUDU
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gudluck🍀 @goodluck_180
704 Followers 262 Following MasterMind📚........ I'm proud to be me! Confidence at peaking
Gouri Chauhan @GouriChauh71751
3 Followers 8 Following
sena21 @swenwa21
5 Followers 77 Following
Camille Pool @PoolCamill39044
0 Followers 18 Following
Sardar Aneab @sardaraneab802
0 Followers 12 Following
You Tube @tube_you84253
5 Followers 21 Following
Veronica McCabe @beronicabellsee
3 Followers 29 Following
Pr3TtY DeViL @devil_pr3tty
10 Followers 66 Following
Malick Sarang Khan @sasanaina3
0 Followers 269 Following
محمد احمد @AhmdMhmd24007
187 Followers 970 Following
Vivian Nkele @nkele_vivi81904
2 Followers 59 Following
Angie Cooper @AngieCooBeau
5 Followers 29 Following
Hannah Smith @HannahSmit91086
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Hashton Jr @HashtonJr
28 Followers 249 Following
Hitokun @hithtkun
24 Followers 756 Following
Nosike Ebenezer @ebenlandx
20 Followers 212 Following
Lydia Cherotich @Chero91455Lydia
1 Followers 27 Following
Relatable Thoughts �.. @YouDoneThought
125 Followers 494 Following 🤣Just here to share funny memes, thoughts, and jokes. Share more funny. #FollowForFollow Free Follow🤗🤗
𝐊�.. @KhiiTooFunny
400 Followers 3K Following Don’t believe anything I tweet on here or say I just be trolling
mustang @mustang888345
6 Followers 140 Following
charles w donelson @swagga75
168 Followers 1K Following
Jessica Hills @hills_jess80649
7 Followers 112 Following
Amarachi @Amarachilyndsey
16 Followers 181 Following
Kudakwashe Muchini @KMuchini89977
11 Followers 34 Following
michael bett @Bettm5748Bett
38 Followers 117 Following
Pritam Bose @PritamBose96
8 Followers 215 Following
Esther Ezinne @ezinne_est98905
1 Followers 26 Following
Mustajab KK @KkMustajab10088
0 Followers 7 Following
DeGreat @DeGreat1191770
5 Followers 33 Following
Danish Khan @DanishK67921032
22 Followers 343 Following
Kumar99 @kumar99_t20
16 Followers 315 Following
Priyaranjan Sahu 🇮.. @Spriyaranjan002
48 Followers 1K Following just being me.😎 As strong as the War, As soft as Peace.
BjM @BJENKINS1968
4 Followers 32 Following
Clement Muriithi @ClementMur52172
37 Followers 195 Following
Life Facts @JokesMemesFacts
1.4M Followers 32 Following Posts not meant to be taken too seriously. A bit of comedy but not always funny posts, memes or jokes. Sometimes quotes. Often relatable.
Marek @marek_on_x
9K Followers 53 Following Blogger, influencer, music lover. Sometimes funny tweets are hiding in comments.
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