Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

Twin girl dad. Husband. Teacher. Grumpy. #twindad #girldad #dadlife #teacherlife #parenting #marriage Redmond, WA Joined December 2017

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

2 years ago

Me in 2002: Wow this Lil John song is dope. I’ve never heard anything like this before. Me in 2023: When my 6 year olds yell “YEAH” or “OKAYY” I suddenly want to see how far it is from the window to the wall.

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

6yo: I’m going to eat your snacks Me: No you’re not I can see you, and you’re not that sneaky 6: ok I’ll just wait until you’re pooping because I’ll have plenty of time

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mariana Z @mariana057

3 years ago

QUICK QUESTION: Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake" It's for a work email, so has to sound professional.

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

I really envy how kids can just randomly yell “I HAVE TO POOP!” and run out of the room, an everyone’s just like “good for them knowing their body”

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

Every time I watch a zombie show I wonder how many of the survivors in the zombie outbreak also watched zombie shows before the outbreak.

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Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc

3 years ago

The silent treatment is a normalized form of emotional abuse. Part of maturing is learning how to communicate, rather than using silence as punishment.

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

WHY THE FUCK DOES A 6 YEAR OLD HAVE ACCESS TO A GUN

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

My 6 year old just put gingerbread house frosting on her finger and rubbed it on her gums like a coke addict

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

Dear @wsdot - for Christmas this year, please make the Montlake/520 intersection not horrible, but I’d settle for peace on earth since that seems more achievable. Thanks! 🎄

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

“Going to Disneyland is like the parenting Olympics except there are no winners or awards” -My wife, as we’re leaving Disneyland

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

The push to universalize phone chargers is great, but how about a universal straw size for reusable kids cups? Parents?!? Who’s with me?!?

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

Seattle: OH MY GOD THE AQI IS SO HIGH THE SMOKE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL Also Seattle: …but we’re good at baseball right now so who cares?!? Woooooooooo!!! #Mariners

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

My 6 year old just asked for a turkey sandwich, then took the sandwich that I made for her, peeled all the turkey off of it, balled the meat up in her hand, and is eating it the ball of turkey meat like an apple. So to answer your question, yesit’s a normal day with 6 year olds

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

After watching Alone, Survivor is just fucking goofy

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

Just saw Bros As a cisgender straight white man I can confidently say that it was awesome and enjoyable and hysterical! @billyeichner killed it in every way!

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MumInBits @MumInBits

3 years ago

5 during the queen’s funeral: I can’t wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the world When do they all have lunch I wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hats When I’m queen I’ll tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagel Mummy can you bring me a cheese bagel

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

There’s a church near us called “The Timberlake Church” and I know this isn’t true but I like to believe that their worship time is spent listening to “Sexy back” and watching “Friends with Benefits”

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Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy

3 years ago

I asked if any of my students had a job, and one answered by saying “umm I’m a minor” so I went “oh wow! Which mine do you work in?!?” and the class lost their minds It’s going to be fun year #teacherlife #dadjokes

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i c r e a t u r e @IAmYardDad

3 years ago

Me: The doctor said to eat more vegetables Wife: That’s a Bloody Mary

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Krystle Murphy @krystlemurphy

3 years ago

Happy new school year to all of the wonderful educators who returned to the classroom recently, especially @DadisGrumpy (my personal fave teacher & husband) 🥳