Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

Making lunch more fun. Father of three. Joined November 2013

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

6 years ago

Fun Fact: Every kid over the age of 5 will say the words, “I need a white elephant gift for tomorrow!” at some point this week.

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

6 years ago

If you died suddenly and I knew about a haunted pet cemetery that brought people back to life I would totally bury you there!

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

7 years ago

I’m sorry you have a fever of 102 today, but thanks for getting me out of all my meetings!

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

7 years ago

The keyless ignition on our new van is cool, but now what am I supposed to do when the inside of my ear itches?!

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

7 years ago

Ok, no more making your own lunch.

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

7 years ago

#DST is this Saturday! You know what that means?! You have to do an hour of back flips in order to help the farmers. I’ll wake you up at 2am!

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

7 years ago

I’m glad you got an A on your history test. I told you watching Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure would be worth it!

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

7 years ago

I’m glad you won sophomore homecoming princess, but please stop calling your family members peasants.

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

7 years ago

Clicking “I have read and agree with the terms of service” feels like less of a lie than signing my child’s homework claiming that I’ve proofread it.

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

7 years ago

Haha! Same! Except I’m a Dad and I just do it to annoy my kids!

Stuff of Wife @2adults4kids

7 years ago

Haha! Same! Except I’m a Dad and I just do it to annoy my kids!

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

7 years ago

Behave at school today or tomorrow your PB&J will be made with end pieces of bread. #ButtBread

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Stuff of Wife @2adults4kids

8 years ago

What kind of horrible parent hopes for rain so tonight's sports are cancelled??? This one.

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

8 years ago

Your mom and I are talking about riding motorcycles to Mexico when you guys all go away to college, which sounds pretty cool. So if you wanted to try and skip a few grades I would support you!

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

8 years ago

For years I’ve been cutting off your crusts, chopping it up, mixing it with PB and making your sandwiches with it! YOU’VE BEEN EATING THE CRUST THE WHOLE TIME!! Hahahahaha Love Dad

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Dad's Lunchbox Notes @DadsNotes

8 years ago

Confession... there isn’t really a new musical titled “The 80’s”. But it was the only way I could get you to let me listen to the classic rock station.