Dan Docimo @DanDocimo
Stand-up comedian, chicken enthusiast Joined November 2012-
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Freakin absentee ballot cut my tongue while I was sealing it. I swear to god, Kermit the Frog better win.
Danny’s mini clip adventure part 1! #standup #comedy #standupcomedy instagram.com/p/CGELU3NhPVb/…
My wife and I are wishing the President a speedy resignation and are keeping the trump family out of our thoughts as best we can
At least the president is probably used to telling people they “might wanna get tested”
You guys ever notice that slut shaming is called slut shaming
I think the worst part of living in your car is probably pooping in your car
Mike Ditka inherited a team with so many great players that my mom could have coached the ‘85 bears to a super bowl using the plays from Madden NFL 64. Don’t listen to Mike Ditka.
You used to have to be a football player for Notre Dame to endanger your life for money. No longer! Rejoice! southbendtribune.com/news/opinion/v…
America is the country where Jenny McCarthy could convince people to not vaccinate their kids but Dr. Anthony Fauci can't get them to wear masks for a bit.
Any commercial that has to repeat that an 800-call is free is undoubtedly scamming the elderly.
did you know that if we cut the us military budget in half, we’d have enough money to completely eradicate homelessness in the US while still having well over 200 billion dollars left to improve quality of life for us, & WOULD STILL HAVE THE MOST EXPENSIVE MILITARY IN THE WORLD
2 dozen people anywhere is not that much of a story. Nice estimate though, good job there
2 dozen people anywhere is not that much of a story. Nice estimate though, good job there
Why did anyone think reopening was a good idea? It’s like kicking the fire department out of your house because “the fire is smaller now, so I’m just gonna go to bed” apple.news/AXy7lHm-ARnW8O…
Screw “evil,” it’s fake. Nobody’s evil, some people are just wrong. We can change them though. Think about it: how “good” are we for wanting to throw half the country in the trash instead of changing their minds? Let’s get MAGA bitches to burn MAGA hats with us. fuck trump tho fr
@itswalela Chillleeee lmao

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