Danny Carmichael @DannyCmike

Late to the game. Don't understand the sport. Not making up for lost time. dannycmike.com Vermont Joined July 2013

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Danny Carmichael @DannyCmike

3 years ago

The neurotypical urge to sit on your couch which isn’t completely covered by laundry and casually chat about things you have fully planned out and paid for 6 months from now

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Megan @dailylifedeath

3 years ago

Once upon a time the world was just a box of flowers, with a hole where the bullies lived. -my 5 y/o

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Danny Carmichael @DannyCmike

3 years ago

Until one can determine whether or not it do sometimes be like that — one must assume it do *always* be like that.

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Danny Carmichael @DannyCmike

3 years ago

poets: find the whole world in a cereal spoon me: no thanks that’s where i keep my fruity pebbles

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Danny Carmichael @DannyCmike

3 years ago

Really says a lot about you, whether you think somebody signaling a merge is them asking your permission or a thoughtful heads up about their next move.

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Danny Carmichael @DannyCmike

3 years ago

Me, to google: how often should you talk to your friends? …okay, but WHY would I trust a robot over my crippling depression??

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Where we’re at as a country: after a random premonition, I had to look up whether Jimmy Pop from Bloodhound Gang was currently a right-wing politician. He’s not. But I really shouldn’t have had to look that up…

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Danny Carmichael @DannyCmike

3 years ago

Some of those that dry handses are the same that clean floorses

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cory @coolmathgame_

4 years ago

got my new years tweets ready for tonight 😂😂👍

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Danny Carmichael @DannyCmike

4 years ago

You ever get the unstoppable urge to send out a tweet after months (years?) of complacent Twitter silence and think, really?? That’s what broke through and made me twit? Twine? Ok....