Ghost Captain @captainghosted

Stop calling yourself a patriot if don’t believe life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness are owed to ALL AMERICANS. United States Joined March 2012

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

a month ago

This headline and story from 10 months ago makes last night’s premiere of #SouthPark all the more hilarious. Was that really their intention or did they play everyone? LOVE IT #Paramount #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #trumpisintheepsteinfiles #treyparker #MattStone #MAGA #Trumpisacreep

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Happy bday to all my Army brothers & sisters. Army green will never be stained by the thin-skinned orange blob who’s trying to steal our day to serve his massive ego. To those forced to march, we see you & know why you’re really there. Hooah! Go Army.

Girl patriot @Girlpatriot1974

3 months ago

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

3 months ago

Just a reminder @elonmusk.

Ghost Captain @captainghosted

3 years ago

Just a reminder @elonmusk.

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

3 months ago

Interesting . . . LOL. @elonmusk

Ghost Captain @captainghosted

10 months ago

Interesting . . . LOL. @elonmusk

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

6 months ago

Weird. But my bad on the MAGA thing. I shouldn’t have assumed.

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

6 months ago

d!p$ts like @GuntherEagleman are so infatuated with #Trump & aren’t bothered when their crush gets b!tchslapped by #Putin. Trump was forced to wait for his owner, like a puppy & then got mauled by the alpha. Nobody respects him. You think that beta’s saving us from communism? 😂

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

6 months ago

UNC’s #BubbaCunningham claims he wasn’t involved in @UNC_Basketball getting in @NCAA tourney but he doesn’t say who worked to keep out! @WVUhoops robbed. @UNC: you best investigate. Don’t be culpable & pay his bonus! #MarchMadness #WVU #Scandal @wvgovernor @MarchMadnessMBB

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

6 months ago

Giving me more energy to get to the studio and more creativity when I’m there. @sleepnumber #SmarterSleep sleepnumber.com

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

7 months ago

Gotta love all of #MAGA losing their minds over that halftime show. Makes it so worth it. As a reminder, these are people who worship this guy

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

9 months ago

If you’re defending #Gaetz, you’re sick & I hope your family keeps you away from kids. If you’re also blaming #Biden for the #HouseEthics report you should take a basic civics course because I doubt you’d pass a middle school quiz (& keep Gaetz away from that classroom!).

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

9 months ago

X = Elon’s hate machine. A place for weirdos to promote conspiracies that advance their agenda to Make America Segregated Again. The worst people on earth do really well here. Stupid.

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

10 months ago

It would be hilarious if the second coming (rapture) occurred during a #Trump rally. Nobody there would know. He’d just keep rambling & #MAGA would still be there pretending to listen.

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

10 months ago

How long will the #Musk & #Trump love affair last? They probably both think they have the upper hand but as soon as that changes it’s over. When will it blow up?

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

11 months ago

Creepy @RepClayHiggins is a disgrace & shouldn’t be allowed near the Capitol. He’s totally ok w/ the parents of Vance’s wife, as well as Trump’s most recent wife, immigrating to our country. He either doesn’t know the Constitution or he’s just a full blown racist. Probably both. x.com/repclayhiggins…

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

a year ago

#Trump said he’d get us out of #Afghanistan & instead cozied up to the #Taliban. War’s messy, including withdrawal. Only a sociopath goes to our National Cemetery campaigning on the graves of the brave souls he lied to & left behind. Vets & voters won’t fall for this vile BS.

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

a year ago

Step away from your personal views of #Harris or #Trump. Go listen to any one of his last dozen speeches, interviews or pressers & pretend it’s your 1st time hearing him. Shocking he has 50 supporters. Not possible to sound dumber, whinier, or more narcissistic.

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

a year ago

#MAGA, don’t try to play the “he kicked #Epstein out of Mar-a-Lago” BS. #Trump enabled & supported the pedo. Their falling out was over real estate. Don’t forget Trump called him a terrific guy in the same breath as saying he likes young girls. Thick as thieves. #LolitaExpress

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

a year ago

The #Biden / #DNC #crisis plan: 1. Biden steps down now 2. Kamala is 1st female #POTUS 3. "For good of Country" she doesn't seek nomination 4. #Newsom & Whitmer get Biden delegates 5. 2 Governors kick the $#!+ out of #Trump in Nov #Election2024

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Ghost Captain @captainghosted

a year ago

#MAGA is hellbent on defeating the guy who implemented social #distancing, supported #masks, funded the #vax & who boasted about getting #boosted. #covid #booster #vaccines #fauci #pandemic

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Bill Madden @maddenifico

a year ago

This man has a message for the feckless, far-right MAGA-fascists who are threatening a second American Civil War in response to the felony conviction of their deranged cult leader.