Retail Renee @DatRetailLife
An aspiring #writer working in #retail to support my shopping habits. I'm just here to snitch Margaritaville Joined January 2017-
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🎼Deeeeck the halls with screaming children, Fa la la la laaaa, just kill me now.🎼 #DearCustomer #holidayseason
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#DearCustomer I WILL drop kick your children. We are in survival mode here and I am not fuckin with y'all today.
#Dearcustomer: If they didn't want to be here they'd just ask off for the holidays; trust me they're making good money to be here. *Leaves jeans & jewelry in a ball on the floor* Me: From the bottom of my heart, I hope she gets hit by a car. #HappyHolidays
If you don't think about strangling #Dearcustomer at least 6 times a day during the holidays, you're lying. #Retail
If you aren't in Holiday Survival mode by the first week of November, do you even work #Retail ?
When #dearcustomer tries to ask questions outside of the store....#ByeFelicia
Me: *showing #DearCustomer jewelry wife put on hold* Dc: Is she crazy?! That was not a Yurman blowjob! Where's your costume jewelry? Me: 😳
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Friend just saw this and said 'Ideal for your break at work'. They're not wrong.
10) So to all you BARISTAS, bartenders, retail employees, servers, support staff etc- YOU FUCKING ROCK. #dearcustomer can suck a dick.
9a) (I know it should be "they're" but I just got the feeling he would've used the wrong one) "won't ever be nothin more." He added.
9) walks back to his party's table saying "that's why there just bartenders"
7) Customer loudly jokes about whether or not he should take back his $3 tip. *chuckles* "nah, but I won't do it again, I'll tell ya that"
6) that we put on when a customer has been complaining way too much about nothing- barista had that vibe.
but anyone who has worked retail recognizes the "lemme just ignore this fucker before his obnoxiousness gets me fired or arrested" look
@Starbucks 4) shit takes as long as it takes & your frequency of patronage doesn't affect that🙄. Now, again, I wasn't there at the beginning
@Starbucks 3) should expect a wait b/t 7-10am. "It doesn't usually take this long and I'm in here all the time." He complains. Like, wtf ever dude;
2) I walk into @Starbucks this morning & the customer at the counter is pitching a bitch fit. Idk how long he'd been there, but frankly one
1) #DearCustomer, I would just like to say, from the bottom of my heart, FUCK YOU🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿(thread)
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Chris Muthrakis, roh @CMuthrakisRoH
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Server @serverlifeprobz
518 Followers 2K Following I wont spam ya with tweets, just a few rants about living the server life, share some stories, Ill retweet em. hell, I'll even follow you back.
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M👾 @heyturtleneck
63K Followers 2K Following That's all I gotsta say about that.. cashapp/venmo $getschwiftyem
Suzy Doe @sbux_is_evil_
228 Followers 59 Following I'm a Starslave. I complain a lot because I can't do it at work. My tweets are not supported by Starbucks, I'm just here to vent.
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228 Followers 52 Following sometimes people treat us like we aren't people. sometimes we need to laugh at those people.
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201 Followers 179 Following People suck. And sometimes you just have to tell them.
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257 Followers 354 Following Disgruntled barista serving up sass since 2009 ☕🧜♀️
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332 Followers 14 Following Just your average cashier with too much time on my hands. Sharing the things that bring us cashiers down.
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