Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

🛒Shop Worker 🔭People Watcher ☹️Perpetual Pessimist 🚷Full Time Misanthropist Joined June 2018

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

5 years ago

Onlyfans, but it's just pictures of people named Dan doing Dan things. Like having a pint and playing pool. It can be called Onlydans.

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

6 years ago

Incase anyone's wondering. I never went back.

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

6 years ago

So due to my illness I wasn't able to work, as opposed to last week.. when I just turned up high. Did my job perfectly.

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

6 years ago

So I've got no choice but to return to work. So their way of reintroducing me is to put me on the most mind numbing and physically fucked job in the store. Fuck you. I'll be handing my resignation in shortly.

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

Who's going to win? My IBS or this road with no service stations. You decide.

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

After all these years, so many spillages of Tea, Port and Cider... My @Logitech G15 keyboard was finally defeated by a glass of Water. Rip in pepperoni's Keyboard. You will be forever missed. Especially now I can't afford a replacement and have to use the on-screen keyboard.

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

Should have stopped this while you had the chance Sam! #quantumleap

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Customer Service @KrustyCusty

7 years ago

Every friggin day.... 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 #RetailLife #retailproblems #retailprobs #dearcustomer #dearcustomers #customers #livingthedream #livingmybestlife #fml

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

Wearing a heart monitor for 48 hours. The stickys are so itchy omg.

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

Sorry I seem to have disappeared, but I am horrendously sick. So I have no retail experiences to share at the moment. My tweets rely solely on my job. I'm out of action for quite a while.

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

I found this #dearcustomer in my Facebook memberberries and thought I'd share it here 😂 this profile is meant to be a secret so I've hidden my name ;)

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

*hug* hopefully they aren't there. Who are you going to see?

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

#DearCustomer walks up to me and demands I open more checkouts. Not my job, and not dealing with your shit today. So I ignored him and didn't say a word.

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

I am absolutely fed up with my life, and I don't know how much longer I can put up with it.

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

Some guys playing table tennis at work... I mastered that game when I was 3 on my BBC micro.... Just sayin'

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

This sums up the majority of my #DearCustomers today. youtu.be/PL7IoRjVHJQ

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

Africa by Toto

Neil @gallafield

7 years ago

Africa by Toto

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

Me: hello, how are you? #DearCustomer : I'm not good unfortunately, I've had an operation and I'm not feeling great Me: oh dear that's not good DC: yea, it was 4 years ago. Me: oh...

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Retail Biscuits @RetailBiscuits

7 years ago

#DearCustomer tries to pay with money from a British Colony. It's not legal tender in our country (I even googled it) so we refused. He got so angry. It's so funny when toffs get angry, he blamed our company. We told him it's not legal tender "Well I strongly object to this!"