Customer Care @customercaring

Customer satisfaction is our priority. No matter what your query or problem, we'll work hard to find a solution. PARODY Everywhere Joined August 2011

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8 months ago

Hi @wellduwduw, sorry to hear our *wine-based drink* didn’t hit the spot. We’ll definitely pass your feedback on to the team. If you go to our vegan section we have plenty of items that pair best with 'utter shit.' Cheers!

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9 months ago

An 18-month-old bottle of pop? Sounds like you’ve discovered our exclusive vintage range @JoMcArdle13. Keep hold of it incase you find yourself constipated after the festive food. One glass of this will clear you out within an hour.

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9 months ago

Hi @Candice89gray. Very sorry about this. When the system sees the word “Tottenham” it always gives you fewer points than you’d hope for and expect.

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9 months ago

Hi @DavidMitch67414. Quite a strange thing to go shopping for, but we hope we managed to deliver. #everylittlehelps

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9 months ago

Very sorry about this @hprw. We hoped our scanners would make your shopping experience smoother, but we didn’t anticipate them doubling as an icebreaker for our teams least eligible bachelors. We are able to recommend good staff. Keith is lovely. Poor hygiene but a heart of gold

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9 months ago

So sorry @kazfss. Would you also like us to remind you to shower, change clothes and eat? At some point you need to sort yourself out.

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9 months ago

Hi @ryan_da_lion, thanks for letting us know. Our unbranded email was a test to see if you're paying attention—well done, you passed! As for refusing the order via your Ring doorbell, we’re genuinely excited to see how that negotiation goes. Best of luck!

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9 months ago

Hi @stormofquiet we completely understand your concern. We’ve questioned the driver but we think he’s telling porkies. We've launched an internal investigation, currently led by our warehouse team and a midwife. Thanks for your patience.

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9 months ago

Put the alcohol down @haria_sile, sober up and try that tweet again in a few hours

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9 months ago

So sorry about this @armchairdtectiv. Unfortunately £16k a year falls short of our “high roller” programme where we could’ve dispatched emergency croissants. However, we do have sourdough which still allows you to be pretentious.

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9 months ago

We totally understand @Stewchat. Because coop milk doesn’t come from farms does it…..

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12 months ago

Hi @Chanice_hbu. We’ve informed your neighbours that you’re eyeing up their bins. Our delivery drivers are delighted you’ll no longer be demanding they dance for you, for TikTok content.

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12 months ago

We’re glad to see you go @Mr_Taak97. You brought bad vibes to our stores. And your constant abuse towards our vertically challenged staff is disgusting. They can reach the top shelves because we give them stepladders.

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12 months ago

Hi @faaayeeee. Candles do this. You burn then, they go down. They don’t last forever.

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12 months ago

Hi @powell843884. We are so sorry about this. Of all the things happening in the country and the world, when grapes aren’t right, this is the moment we have to act.

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12 months ago

Hi @alankemp77. Long story with this loaf changing experience. They tried to up the wholesale price because they knead more dough. We said it was too expensive for us to earn a crust. They tried to pitas against other supermarkets. So that’s rye we no longer sell Kingsmill.

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12 months ago

Very sorry about this @hayleyjones38. We’ve had to start using cheaper helium because of inflation.

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12 months ago

So sorry about this @brian_mckinna. Sharon assumed that rather large item poking out of your trousers was baguette. You should be proud of that. Quite why you were so “excited” about shopping, we’re not too sure.

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12 months ago

Hi @jellytot79. We’ve just spoken with Santas workshop and we can confirm delivery will be Christmas Eve/early hours of Christmas Day. That’s if you’ve been good.