Firecracker Floyd @Floyd_On_Funny
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Stayed at my nan’s house, left a bungles finger down the bog. Wild theory my arse, people come from as far as Barnsley just to reflect in its holy magnificence. Tastes slightly nutty, so I’m told.
Stayed at my nan’s house, left a bungles finger down the bog. Wild theory my arse, people come from as far as Barnsley just to reflect in its holy magnificence. Tastes slightly nutty, so I’m told.
Arrest this freak.
Captain Tom on the final lap of the garden.
Congratulations Robert Milkins #Snooker #WorldSnookerChampionship
Coconut shy.
Robot vac. Game changer. I have parrots as you can hear.
First he's saying Blackpool's doomed, now he says we can't eat sausages. Proper Little Miss Fucking Sunshine, this lad
First he's saying Blackpool's doomed, now he says we can't eat sausages. Proper Little Miss Fucking Sunshine, this lad
I blame Sophie Ellis-bexter
Illegal immigrant housing project?
Calm down p daddy
While I've been on my little Twitter break, I seem to have unfollowed many people. Can you let me know if I've unfollowed you so I can follow you again.
A 90 year old lady I look after with bad vision spent 3 months making this. She doesn't think it's good. I think it's amazing and full of character. Let's show her how good it is...
🧝🏻♀️💫.. @MLovetube2
74K Followers 46K Following Fun and giggles all the way ! If you are easily offended don’t bother. NO DM’s 🚫#Toriesout #fibromyalgiaTha Fackin Daddy @ThaFackinDaddy
82K Followers 346 Following I saw nothing sir!! #Wallop (of course its a FACKIN parody you soppy basturds!! Real Ray's is no longer on twitter, so i'm all you have. right!!WETHERS00NS_not @WETHERSP00NS
42K Followers 398 Following Customer service PARODY account for your favourite source of microwaved horse scrotum burgers and piss poor lager! Home of #SpoonsCustomerService🤬Swearing Kids �.. @SwearingKids
71K Followers 110 Following #SwearingKids is wrong ...But FUNNY 🔞 | @SwearingKids on Insta & TikTok | To try Swiss Peak CBD click link use promo code SWEARINGKIDS for 40% discount ️⬇️Floozie Biscuit @FloozieBiscuit
23K Followers 2K Following 🍷#😈only here for the laughs#never believe the stuff i'm tagged in.محاكاة ساخر.. @droopy_cock
22K Followers 19K Following Official twitter of the Muslim Council of Brum- the UK's foremost umbrella body for Muslim-led organisations. Working for the common good. RTs ≠ endorsement.Tom @SpoonsTom
15K Followers 2K Following Hi, Tom is my name, #SpoonsCustomerService is my game. Tom https://t.co/yrrvOLSRK9Yesterday's Britain, .. @YesterdaysBrit1
52K Followers 47K Following Writer & nostalgia freak, tweeting about 🇬🇧 and its good & bad times from the 60s to the 90s. Author of several 📚 about the old days.BloodyLoveLeh @No2ofTheBLB
132K Followers 11K Following Shrink, Emergency Psychiatry, 100% Blade, Child Abuse Survivor only remaining Scar "Dyslexia", Shite Golfer, No 2 in the BloodyLoveLeh Brotherhood 😌👌Ye Olde Holborn☣️ @Ye_Olde_Holborn
11K Followers 5K Following Tune in to find out how I’ll be grabbing my share of the loot from the ashes of Western civilisationmark gevaux @theribman
30K Followers 4K Following Creator of Multi Award winning Sauces #HolyFuck #ChristOnABike #HolyMotherOfGod #JudasIsScaryHot #20thCrime #RibmanBuffalo #Oozy'sBBQ https://t.co/wAr0ppgjIIFunny Stuff 💙 💛.. @BadTasteTee
28K Followers 25K Following Send us funny stuff, that´s all we ask. https://t.co/c81zlbBk38Just Stop Oil - West .. @LeonardBriscoe3
24K Followers 18K Following Self righteous hypocrites. Saving the planet by weaving winnits and ruining people's days out.Trifan Farcas @FarcasTrif78822
10 Followers 13 FollowingLionInTheJungle @LionInTheJungl
228 Followers 2K FollowingMonk 2 @billyWhizz6397
1K Followers 1K Following Ordained as a Buddhist monk in North east Thailand, spending 6 months of the year in England and 6 months on my Farm in ThailandMike Spilligan (RAF R.. @Mick_Spilligan
707 Followers 1K Following Blunkett's Dog in a former life Will be offensive without warning ⚠️ No time for lefties & alphabet fantasistsᥫ᭡ 𝑀𝑜𝑜 �.. @Moo_deemoo
328 Followers 287 Following ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕖𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕕. 🧟ℂ𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 🐱💕 𝔸𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕓𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕗 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕗𝕜 𝕠𝕗𝕗! ☾⋆。𖦹 °✩PJI64 @paul1964Jam
14K Followers 15K Following .The Jam/Bass player, DMs open to all,Aquarian, Tattoos.A Jam influencer followed by Natasha Bedingfield Lou Macari Dave Wakeling,Chris Waddle,Ruby TurnerBecs 🇬🇧 @becs2986
19K Followers 11K Following Mum of 2 ❤️❤️ NO DMS!! 🚫 Not single!! If easily offended do not follow!! #NFFC ❤️ #MemesRebbeccaSimonetty @RebbeccaS85392
7 Followers 825 FollowingDirk Daggart @EfrltdJonD
1K Followers 1K Following Luv sick humour,hate woke bullshit, ANTIFA and BLM can go fuck themselves! Hard working English man ,3 kids and married,I’ve shaken hands with disappointment 👍Cumbria Skyscapes @CumbriaSkyscape
2K Followers 4K Following Welcome to Cumbria Skyscapes Ltd, a Husband & Wife team of GVC certified drone pilots. https://t.co/Ckk5D3rvUJ https://t.co/T6NebMrA81godwin ocheme @godwin9052
77 Followers 526 FollowingFatboyrabbitt @ChrisAbbot59826
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323 Followers 2K Following I'm a guy who is a fair and simple human being with common sense. Right wing all the way. No to aliens !special K ❤️ @regan_kayne
3K Followers 3K Following best Autistic kids are the best no love like an autistic love ❤️ wanting independence, is not racist 🖕🖕🖕DrWolf 🇮🇱🇬�.. @TheWolf666666
2K Followers 2K Following British and fully support Israel. Preferred this great country pre Blair and " diversity" arriving to ruin it. Unvaxxed Brexiter -despise Islam/the left/ wokeHugh Kelly @JarrovianAZ
578 Followers 2K Following Egalitarian, sceptic, rationalist, humanist, earth & animal lover. Strives to be an all-round good egg. No DMs please.Sid James @CarryOnSid76
8K Followers 8K Following Age 48 Retired restaurateur, Entrepreneur,Adventure,Mountain Biking ,Rock climbing ,free climbing,kayaking ,sky diving (Veterans first not Immigrants)ELLIE @Ellie5473630562
2K Followers 2K Following Fan Of TheRoyal Family, #TeamWalesForever, proud to be white & proud to be British, MEGA 🇬🇧🏴🇬🇧🏴🇬🇧🏴🇬🇧Iver LargeOne @mikehuntshoog
3K Followers 3K Following Been here for 14 years through thick and thin. Scroll on for the easily offended. WWAY. WWFC 🐺🏴🇬🇧💂🏻♀️👋.. @BigBearF1
53K Followers 44K Following The King is my boss,The world was my home,an ambassador for charity,helping people unknown.F1 & rugby,1 or 2 gongs!These are the tweets of BigBearF1CHAMJOHN_0w0 @CHAMJOHN_0w0
41 Followers 198 Followinge grey 👠🍷❤�.. @em_lou_G
18K Followers 13K Following dyslexic so ignore spelling as i do not care, and as for bio , make ur own mind up, I don't care about that either, rarely look at dms 👈😘😘$AVAGE HUMOR 🔞 @Savagehumor_
223K Followers 250 Following THE ORIGINAL SAVAGE (parody account) WARNING: 18+ Content. Promo/Business DM or Message 07595302006Dave. 🇬🇧🏴�.. @SpaceriderDave
5K Followers 5K Following English born & bred. Proud father of 3 soldier sons. Supporter of another fine bunch of lads. Carpenter, Glider Pilot, former Rampy & Firefighter. Van Life.Steve @FLALoudMouth
37K Followers 39K Following ULTRA MAGA Constitutional Conservative, Army Veteran, Strong 2A promoter, married to @kryssycerone .. I love triggering trollselisa lissa @elisalissa01
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9K Followers 9K Following English 1st Bad tempered,Right of centre , snarky and foul mouthed , but loyal to a fault to real friends anything else is none of your damn business/ NO DMs⛔D.B #Gammon @Sweettalkin53
5K Followers 5K Following A no nonsense Geordie lass. You might know me? 18+, Poems, Politics, Shite. #ReformUk DM from friends only. Ex/page3/girl 😁😁😂 #NeverLabourMark @MarkHar76593292
2K Followers 2K Following The labels - 'ist', 'ism' and 'phobic'..... mean nothing to meChris 1v35 @C1v35
2K Followers 3K Following Lefty bloke with new account after twitter break. Hates tories, not interested in crypto or other investment opportunities.#GTTO #FBPE𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊 @marti81_16
2K Followers 1K Following At sometime in the future, U gonna think bout me and smile, as I did bout u in the past xBrian @OneScouse
49K Followers 46K Following Caryl Gardens, Toxteth. Boys Pen 70-73 #Insults=Block# “Likes everyone opinion it’s their right” # LFC follower#LFC family #Follow4Follow#Riyadh Tv & FM @RiyadhTvFm
65 Followers 959 Following 📺Tv & 📻FM Clips, 🌄Images & 📊Graphics; All the videos, songs, images, & graphics used belong to their respective owners & I don't claim any right; 🎬🎤🎧⏳.Ben🕊️ @2BJDJ
17K Followers 12K Following Back up for my 1BJDJ acct which is suspended. Gov’ts are crime syndicates. Most things we’ve been taught are false. Animal lover😽Follow back those who interactValley Competitions @valleycomp34252
157 Followers 338 Following Valley Competitions Giving back to the peoplePeter @Peterewart4
3K Followers 3K Following it's not racist to be patriotic to your country 🇬🇧🏴Lee barber @Leebarb01642756
85 Followers 176 Following💜Mary-Anne T💙�.. @Phoenixgirl76
4K Followers 5K FollowingMARK JW 🇬🇧🏴�.. @skidders67
12K Followers 11K Following World's gone fubar, and so has my country 😡🇬🇧. Trying to find humour amongst it,and stagging on regardless. Former 29CdoRA #mentalhealthmatters #PAFCRichard the enlighten.. @ThickNorthern
564 Followers 515 Following Lover of proper ale. Tea drinking expert. Master welder. Family and Labradors. Occasional biscuit muncher 🤘80s Kidz @80s_Kidz
203K Followers 264 Following Was you born in the 70s & grew up during the 80s? Then this is the page for you! Lets reminisce about the greatest decade there ever was. 70s stuff may appear.Vic and Bob @IsItTrue_false
74K Followers 8 Following Welcome! - Vic and Bob clips - True or false questions from Shooting Stars - Fan run by @Gabba_Gabba_LouTheFastShow @TheFastShow1
171K Followers 6K Following Fan account. showing clips from #TheFastShow. content not owned & will remove on request, where appropriate. Instagram; @TheFastShow1🧝🏻♀️💫.. @MLovetube2
74K Followers 46K Following Fun and giggles all the way ! If you are easily offended don’t bother. NO DM’s 🚫#Toriesout #fibromyalgiaBurnside @BurnsideNotTosh
83K Followers 1K Following Look on my tweets, ye mighty, and despair! Social media influenzaTha Fackin Daddy @ThaFackinDaddy
82K Followers 346 Following I saw nothing sir!! #Wallop (of course its a FACKIN parody you soppy basturds!! Real Ray's is no longer on twitter, so i'm all you have. right!!WETHERS00NS_not @WETHERSP00NS
42K Followers 398 Following Customer service PARODY account for your favourite source of microwaved horse scrotum burgers and piss poor lager! Home of #SpoonsCustomerServiceFloozie Biscuit @FloozieBiscuit
23K Followers 2K Following 🍷#😈only here for the laughs#never believe the stuff i'm tagged in.Our Rach @ourrachblogs
79K Followers 996 Following I rant. I write. You could say I'm a bit of a Gobshite. You may regret hitting that follow button. Views me own and all that.Cʜᴇᴍɪᴄᴀʟʟ.. @UnbalancedMemes
61K Followers 6K Following 𝘋𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘌𝘹 𝘈𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘵 #7𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 Unbalanced Memes 2 is zee back up page @CUMemesTwoStevo Stonko @Stevo_Stonko
17K Followers 745 Following Instagram, YouTube, Tiktok, Facebook. Memes, Edits, Short lipsync Parody Videos 😊محاكاة ساخر.. @droopy_cock
22K Followers 19K Following Official twitter of the Muslim Council of Brum- the UK's foremost umbrella body for Muslim-led organisations. Working for the common good. RTs ≠ endorsement.Yesterday's Britain, .. @YesterdaysBrit1
52K Followers 47K Following Writer & nostalgia freak, tweeting about 🇬🇧 and its good & bad times from the 60s to the 90s. Author of several 📚 about the old days.Old Holborn® @Holbornlolz
74K Followers 2K Following Comedian. Breaking News. Satire. Humour. Politics. Free Speech. A Stoic Libertarian Legend . Also Tweets in German/French Tweets expire after 7 days.George Smiley @364690
13K Followers 62 Following Lion tamer at the circus. May take a drink once a week. Outside/inside broadcaster.BloodyLoveLeh @No2ofTheBLB
132K Followers 11K Following Shrink, Emergency Psychiatry, 100% Blade, Child Abuse Survivor only remaining Scar "Dyslexia", Shite Golfer, No 2 in the BloodyLoveLeh Brotherhood 😌👌Ye Olde Holborn☣️ @Ye_Olde_Holborn
11K Followers 5K Following Tune in to find out how I’ll be grabbing my share of the loot from the ashes of Western civilisationFunny Stuff 💙 💛.. @BadTasteTee
28K Followers 25K Following Send us funny stuff, that´s all we ask. https://t.co/c81zlbBk38twisted fish @mouldie099
243 Followers 218 Following Ambulance man, rider of bikes, father of children.LionInTheJungle @LionInTheJungl
228 Followers 2K FollowingMatt Wallace @MattWallace888
1.8M Followers 10K Following CEO of #Titter ~ @ElonMusk Council ~ Turn The Notifications On For Real-Time Breaking News Alerts! #FreeSpeech📣 #Dogecoin🐕 #ElonMusk 💼 @DianaWallace888 💍 ⛪️Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
102K Followers 6K Following I’m the only one who thinks The Pyramids are normalMonk 2 @billyWhizz6397
1K Followers 1K Following Ordained as a Buddhist monk in North east Thailand, spending 6 months of the year in England and 6 months on my Farm in Thailandᥫ᭡ 𝑀𝑜𝑜 �.. @Moo_deemoo
328 Followers 287 Following ⋆⋆☆⋆⋆⋆⋆☆⋆⋆ 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕖𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕕. 🧟ℂ𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 🐱💕 𝔸𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕓𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕗 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕗𝕜 𝕠𝕗𝕗! ☾⋆。𖦹 °✩PJI64 @paul1964Jam
14K Followers 15K Following .The Jam/Bass player, DMs open to all,Aquarian, Tattoos.A Jam influencer followed by Natasha Bedingfield Lou Macari Dave Wakeling,Chris Waddle,Ruby TurnerMike Spilligan (RAF R.. @Mick_Spilligan
707 Followers 1K Following Blunkett's Dog in a former life Will be offensive without warning ⚠️ No time for lefties & alphabet fantasistsAdmiredArt @admired_art
22K Followers 6K Following 📸 Helping photographers and aspiring photographers get more exposure & connect with fellow photographers. Coffee lover ☕️. No DMs please 🙏Jax @Gellyfsh
2K Followers 2K Following Sharp tongue, quick wit, occasionally sarcastic, contains scenes some viewers may find disturbing. Underwhelming. Keeper of the magnet. No DMs. Not a people fanscreaming parrot nois.. @mybuddysprite
375 Followers 99 Following avian account! love my stupid son sprite. fly high pickle, i love you! 🦜💚💛Prohibited Videos �.. @ProhibitedVideo
201K Followers 103 Following The Prohibited side of 𝕏 | Follow if you dare 🔪Roy 'n' Bern's Transt.. @RoyNBernxx
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7K Followers 3K Following Love music And dancing. Legally qualified for years. Scottish. Live London Love Trump. Proud Brexiteer Excellent singer vote Tory today pleaseBecs 🇬🇧 @becs2986
19K Followers 11K Following Mum of 2 ❤️❤️ NO DMS!! 🚫 Not single!! If easily offended do not follow!! #NFFC ❤️ #MemesAnnuityguy30 @Annuityguy2023
741 Followers 251 Following I hope you know me! I expose it all, all Real about the Serpent Race I am a Sheep fighting Back against the Tares. They r the Enemy The war is RealDirk Daggart @EfrltdJonD
1K Followers 1K Following Luv sick humour,hate woke bullshit, ANTIFA and BLM can go fuck themselves! Hard working English man ,3 kids and married,I’ve shaken hands with disappointment 👍Pepper and Pals @PepperNPals
8K Followers 153 Following Follow for quality relatable birb content and assorted tweets. I'm Amanda. I am bird lady. she/her. Business email [email protected] icon by @marklaubenthalShallah Gaykwon 🇵�.. @HeDunkInMyDonut
1K Followers 258 Following gay commie only returned to follow a weather acct eng/espCumbria Skyscapes @CumbriaSkyscape
2K Followers 4K Following Welcome to Cumbria Skyscapes Ltd, a Husband & Wife team of GVC certified drone pilots. https://t.co/Ckk5D3rvUJ https://t.co/T6NebMrA81Daily Immigrants @DailyImmigrants
6K Followers 813 Following Daily news about the immigrants in World 🌍 Turn on Notifications 🔔Where Is Lorraine? @LorraineKWatch
17K Followers 51 Following Satire account tracking Lorraine Kelly’s attendance. Watch #Lorraine at 9am on ITV, STV and UTV.さとうけ @sugar_birds
2K Followers 776 Following 鳥バカ夫婦が愛鳥たちの写真を垂れ流す系アカウント。 もも:モモイロインコ(♀)/ たい:タイハクオウム(♀)/ かめ:オカメインコ(♂)/ にっき:シナモン文鳥(♀)/ きー:キソデインコ 2021.10.16🌈/ アズ : オキナインコ(♂)/ ママ:ホモサピエンス(♀)/ パパ:ゴリラ(♂)/ELLIOT EASTWICK’S W.. @WorldFamousHot1
11K Followers 4K Following Small batch hot sauce https://t.co/JMlAZ3L3WU Plastic free business. Artwork by Pete Fowler. Sauce by me and Ellis. Time = flavour.Customer Care @customercaring
26K Followers 13 Following Customer satisfaction is our priority. No matter what your query or problem, we'll work hard to find a solution. PARODYFawkes Handles.... @FawkesHandles
4K Followers 5K Following NHS. Human Being. Informed consent advocate. A normal bloke, who's now pissed off to the back teeth with the fucking lot of it! Arrest the corrupt.The Horny Police @TheHornyP0P0
126K Followers 52 Following 𝕏 Horny Detective working 24/7🕵️♂️ DM submissionspepper the cockatiel @bebypepper
1K Followers 115 Following hi it’s me pepper! i’m a little hen that was rescued in June 2022! @casseneri is my mom 🩶Tony Cuomo-Welsh Bobs.. @tony_como
6K Followers 2K Following Cineaste, Raconteur, Bon Vivant. These are all French words…..My other Hoover is a “Henry”special K ❤️ @regan_kayne
3K Followers 3K Following best Autistic kids are the best no love like an autistic love ❤️ wanting independence, is not racist 🖕🖕🖕🖕🙂Writish Banke.. @WritishBanker
12K Followers 8K Following Think, Think, then think some more before making that decision. Politically Homeless. GETTR / WritishBankerMr Blonde (#FarRight) @GillianKearney3
4K Followers 2K Following I have Alzheimer’s bulimia – first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke! Minister without portfolio Pronouns/Fcuk/offDuring The War! @Uncle_Albert_
2K Followers 5K Following Yorkshire fella internet seller pub dweller & mountain bike propeller⛅️🌤𝕂𝕚�.. @rezahardy
399 Followers 1K Following With the right music you either forget everything or you remember everything.DrWolf 🇮🇱🇬�.. @TheWolf666666
2K Followers 2K Following British and fully support Israel. Preferred this great country pre Blair and " diversity" arriving to ruin it. Unvaxxed Brexiter -despise Islam/the left/ wokeRuth Husko @dank_ackroyd
21K Followers 3K Following if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎 @parkascomedyGreggs @GreggsOfficial
220K Followers 11K Following Why are you reading this bio? You could be at Greggs𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼�.. @ceefaux
15K Followers 8K Following The TV/films you never knew you needed, in glorious teletext several times a day. Back out book at https://t.co/BUDO5sKAX1 - thank you!Pecunia-banknotes @PBanknotes
19 Followers 11 FollowingThis made me lol, because so many people do talk like this & it sounds ridiculous! 🙄😂🙄
Behold, some afternoon delight! Well, sort of. It's certainly colourful.
What's the most disturbing anime you've ever watched?
I laughed entirely too hard at this. 😂
If you ever come to Leeds dont eat here
Over 2 weeks ago I decided to quit drinking alcohol for good. it’s never really benefited my life and on a rare night out I never know when to stop. I don’t really like the person I become. I’m still going to the bar and went to a wedding but completely stayed off the alcohol. 🏍️
@Enezator I think there is no need, this dog is the best. ☺
2 new teachers at the local primary school leading morning assembly
Fun fact: hobby horsing is a sport with gymnastic elements which uses hobby horses, also known as stick horses. Movement sequences similar to those in show jumping or dressage are partly simulated in courses.
Her son identifies as a cat....she's upset that she can't take him to a Vet 🤦♀️ We're doomed.