incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

4 years ago

[playing Phasmophobia] Moniwa: Ask it to give you a sign. Futakuchi: [to the ghost] How do you feel about Spaghetti?

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

4 years ago

Koganegawa: [t-posing in the doorway] GOOD MORNING PARENTAL FIGURE Oiwake [not looking up from his coffee]: good morning problem child

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

4 years ago

Kamasaki: [talking about skydiving] you know, i heard one in five people don't even make it to the ground. Sasaya: what do you mean they don't make it to the ground? where do they go???

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

5 years ago

Aone: There is power in a union. Koganegawa: Oh, like when you use a potato as a battery? Moniwa: You're thinking of an onion. Moniwa: also, no

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HINATA supremacy @Hinata_and_Boys

5 years ago

#AoHina Futakuchi: I've decided I'm planning a wedding. Nametsu: Whose? Futakuchi: Aone and Hinata's. Nametsu: They're engaged?! Futakuchi: They will be.

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

5 years ago

Kamasaki: [to a crying child in the grocery store] Hey little guy… Kamasaki: [kneels down] Kamasaki: Can you move? You're blocking the Froot Loops.

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

5 years ago

Koganegawa: I was looking for my phone and then Sakunami pointed out I was looking with my phones flashlight... Futakuchi: But did you find it? Koganegawa:

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

6 years ago

Futakuchi: toss me the club room keys. [Loud crashing noise] Futakuchi: I said KEYS!! Koganegawa: i thought you said printer! Futakuchi: Why the FUCK would I say PRINTER--

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

6 years ago

[cleaning the clubroom] Futakuchi: Uh guys. I found, a baby? Is this yours? Nametsu: Why would it be mine?! Futakuchi: Well, neither of us can have a baby. Nametsu: It doesn't even look like me. Futakuchi: Hmm. Aone: [holds baby]

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

6 years ago

Koganegawa: What is love? Sasaya: A chemical reaction in the brain. Moniwa: -- Complicated. Futakuchi: Fake. Koganegawa, quietly: Baby don't hurt me.

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

6 years ago

Moniwa: I'm cold. Futakuchi: Here take my jacket. Koganegawa: ... I'm cold too. Sakunami: Well I can’t control the weather.

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

5 years ago

Koganegawa: You're like an angel with no wings. Aone: A human?

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

5 years ago

Koganegawa: I've never been in a snowball fight before. i don't know the rules. Aone: -- What? Koganegawa: Is there a point system, or is it to death? Futakuchi: Just do your best. Moniwa: I'll pray for you.

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f∀hs | high-spec motorized mine cart @InkfaceFahz

5 years ago

@emdashing Moniwa: why would you build something in a place called The Great Dismal Swamp

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

5 years ago

Sasaya: are you okay? Moniwa: [planted face down in the dirt] I'm just having some me time. Sasaya: Understandable, have a nice day

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

5 years ago

Moniwa: Ohhh, I hope you’re not going to do anything stupid. Futakuchi: Ohhh, hope you’re not hoping too hard.

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incorrect dateko @DatekoIncorrect

5 years ago

Futakuchi: hey. You bored? Kamasaki: i mean, yeah. Futakuchi: Wanna start a fight for no reason? Kamasaki: [rolling up his sleeves] Man, I thought you'd NEVER ask!