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hinata: hey, give me your hand yamaguchi: ?? okay ? hinata: tsukishima, you too tsukki: what the f- hinata, holding their hands before bringing them together: there you go! c: tsukki & yama, too flustered to say anything:

yamaguchi: tsukki! wanna go eat a snack together? tsukki: ok, i guess. yama: we'll get your favorite! and after that, we could watch jurassic park! tsukki: ...are you trying to bribe me for something, yamaguchi? yama: ahahaha well- tsukki: (sigh) fine, only because it's you.

yama: i would do anything for you. i would even kill a man, if it didn't mean i'd have to go to jail for it tsukki: i would kill a man for you too just so we could be in jail together yama: holy shit

yama, barging into his room: tsukki, good morning! tsukki: yama: tsukki get Up tsukki, raising a hand: c'mere yama: ? okay tsukki, pulling him onto the bed with him: that's better yama: 😳🥺 yama: wait, no, tsukki you have to get up– tsukki: nope. we're stuck now. oh well

yamaguchi: tsukki!! come downstairs quick it's an emergency tsukki: no i'm too comfy yama: tsukki pleaseeee tsukki: no. yama: tsukkiiiiiiii tsukki: not going yama: okay. time for the card up my sleeve then tsukki: what yama: please, tsukki? 🥺 tsukki: , wait. right there

[texting] tsukki, at 3:20 am: hey. look at this video yama, immediately: what the fuck tsukki tsukki: what the fuck. why are you awake yama: i should be asking you that! tsukki: yama: tsukki: just watch the video, yama: ok. but you're on thin fucking ice tsukki

tsukki: ...and so i'm hiding in here. yama: tsukki, come out. tsukki: i'm pan. yama: not what i meant, tsukki, tsukki: you'll have to drag me out when i'm dead. yama: /tsukki./

yamaguchi: here tsukki, this image reminds me of you [yamaguchi sent an image] tsukki: ....thanks yamaguchi: of course, tsukki! ☺️

[texting] tsukki: what are you doing? yamaguchi: my best.. tsukki: well, don't let me stop you. ...you're doing great. yamaguchi: i'm only trying to cut these carrots perfectly and equally but i feel so validated tsukki, thank you,, tsukki: , of course,

[alright. guess what's makin' a comeback bois i'mma tweet a buncha stuff that i think of soon enough i'll try my best to at least 😤 - alyu]

tsukki: i seriously believe the world would be much better off if dinosaurs still existed. yama: tsukki, you stayed up all night again, didn't you. tsukki: blame the lack of dinosaur existence. and my insomnia, i guess, but that's not as important

yama: VIBE CHECK! tsukki: yama: tsukki: that's- that's just a hug, yamaguchi- yama: no, it's a Vibe Check™, tsukki, god, get it right

(when they're kids) yama: boo! tsukki: yama: :( tsukki: ah!! you scared me, yamaguchi!! yama: :D

yama: tsukki, get up tsukki, muffled: no it's too early yama: if you don't get up then i'll show hinata this picture of you with your dinosaur plush. tsukki: haha, you wouldn't. yama: tsukki: yama: tsukki: okay okay i'm getting up-

yama, pointing at tsukki as kuroo's dragging him away for practice at summer camp: sir that's my emotional support tsukki tsukki: yamaguchi what the hell are you going on about and that's not how you're supposed to be saving me damn it

yama, to yachi: watch. if i run and jump at tsukki, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. yama: COMING IN tsukki: NO IM HOLDING CAKE yama: (◍•ᴗ•◍) ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ tsukki: (눈‸눈)

tsukki: yamaguchi, i thought you liked your coffee black. yamaguchi, currently slipping in his 5th sugar cube: i'm currently preparing for hell tsukki: ????????

yama: tsukki, wake up! tsukki: zzz yama: tsukki, the dinosaurs are back! tsukki: where??????

tsukki @ the 1st years: alright listen up you little shits. tsukki: not you yamaguchi, you're an angel and we're glad to have you here.

yamaguchi: y'know what tsukki? i bet i could last a whole week without talking to you! tsukki: oh? yama: i mean, if i was dared to. tanaka-san was talking about it, and- tsukki: you would have failed already, then. with talking to me. yama: i- huh? tsukki! tsukki: (laughing)