JägerBombed @Daveharleykc
I fucking love burritos, cocaine, and tequilla....but not mexicans....irony at its best KC.....where we own the night Joined April 2012-
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Even the master of horror...Alfred Hitchcock was down Suicyco! @OFFICIALSTIG
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It's all fun and games till you get the cone
I found Jesus.....he lives in my toaster....I feed him fish lips and goat cheese
The crazier the better...I always say about women....as I'm picking glass out of my chest in my kitchen
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Ugh... I'm stuck at this awful Karaoke Bar Called... "A Nickelback Concert"
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You look like the pre-op malnutritioned offspring between an alien and a raging case of fetal alcohol syndrome.
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I get so high from Shitting myself in public And beating women
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Completely opening your heart to someone is the only way you can ever feel true love, then jealously, hatred, and the sweet high of murder.
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Deleted Scene from Walking Dead. w/2twotimes 🎥 by Julian Del Grosso vine.co/v/hDujOJxPOOe
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GOP asked pedophile, sexual predator, ex-fugitive John McAfee to diagnose Obamacare cnbc.com/id/101128689 #Sebelius
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Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what can you do for DEEEEZ NUUUUUTS!!! #yeahimhigh
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Hey the CIA is fucking with me so if you get a text from me today saying fuck you it was them. Not me.
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Incredible breaking News: Superhero Wolverine found homeless on the streets of Pakistan.
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You can save time when you're brushing your teeth by just peeing in the sink and pooping on the floor.
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