Diabēto @mojo_bones_
n/a Joined April 2009-
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If your pet is homophobic will it cross over the rainbow bridge when it dies?
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To know me is to misunderstand me.
I’ve never had a threesome, I rarely have twosomes, and I always have onesomes.
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Now that my husband follows me, no more shenanigans.
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Redheads make excellent lovers. Redheads make excellent murderers. Good luck.
Is every kid on the fucking planet stupid or just only the ones I’ve ever met?
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Bought my mother a broom for mother's day
If she really loves you, she’ll blow you in the cart corral at the supermarket.
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I just wanna be in a crowd of strangers again, so I can complain about how much I hate people.
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she’s a messy haired sun-kissed thunderstorm with bare feet and a little black dress
Sex so rough we’ll need mouth guards to keep our jaws and teeth intact.
Acid reflux root beer floats are my favorite summer drink.
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Here's a question for all the mind readers out there.
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"Ketchup goes on tacos" -Psychos
Btw, I’m an ass guy. Big time. You can’t alter that. Many have tried and they’ve ended up on Botched.
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