David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE
Falklands enjoyer Political/Moral superiority Joined January 2018-
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Quantitative easing we can all get behind. Can I have mine in dollars?
Quantitative easing we can all get behind. Can I have mine in dollars?
At the cinema, my husband saw the trailer for Singalong Rocketman. “That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen,” he said. “And I’ve been to Auschwitz.” This, reader, is why I married him.
Less than 24 hours later, a new stupidest tweet I've ever seen
Less than 24 hours later, a new stupidest tweet I've ever seen
The SNP will do that will they?
Shardlake is Cadfael with unnecessary mood music
https://t.co/O8tDkgTNn5
@BradfemlyWalsh @disappoptimism "Go get the Guetta." https://t.co/TPeAJHeZ77
Finally a Danegelding we can all get behind
A reminder of how I was sacked as Co-chair of the Mayor's Violence Against Women and Girls Board by City Hall: unherd.com/2021/08/why-di…
Might notice George Galloway is a bit rum later, just to feel something
"What we are dealing with here is my complete lack of respect for the lawyer"
"What we are dealing with here is my complete lack of respect for the lawyer" https://t.co/RePzBqPOby
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314 Followers 528 Following Don't find fault, find a remedy: anyone can complain."Urklegru @_Urklegru_
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@Montague_Tigg @DavidPGCSE @wigShoppeIII @drclawscat Ha ha ha! Someone needs to photoshop the egg, sweat and tomato stains on it!
@DavidPGCSE @wigShoppeIII @drclawscat Such a pathetic amount of blood. What a pussy!
@DavidPGCSE @wigShoppeIII @drclawscat Killing Fields
@DavidPGCSE @wigShoppeIII @drclawscat Worse than Tiananmen Square.
I suggest you simply hang in there, you vacuous preening fraud
The speech that I could not deliver because German police burst into our Berlin venue to disband our Palestine Congress (1930s style). Judge for yourselves the kind of society Germany is becoming when its police bans the following words: Friends, Congratulations, and heartfelt…
@DavidPGCSE Lovely to see Stanley earning his keep by helping the police cordon off a crime scene.
@DavidPGCSE HENCEFORTH I VENTURED "DO YOU LIKE FRUIT?"
@DavidPGCSE I like a good river, can watch them for ages. The bigger the better.
@DavidPGCSE Some nice wood there. Get it seasoned, go for £5 a sack easy
@DavidPGCSE I’d prefer none stolen blood gold, but you know, beggars can’t be choosers
@DavidPGCSE I’ll have mine in gold please
@DavidPGCSE Loving the perspective of the 3rd pic making his lead look absolutely thick
@DavidPGCSE Blatant favouring of homeowners. What if you live in a flat and don’t have a chimney?