Death *Hex* Ops @DeathHexOps
I come forth to bring you the unholy matrimony of Dev and Ops. Metal Themed Memes & Shitposts Frostbitten Lands of Icy Cloud Joined September 2020-
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If you're reading this. Then you're strapped in. No escape.
If #DevOps has the goal of delivering value to customers. i.e my customer will buy more shit from me because I've monitored and tweaked my system to find the perfect colour button to maximise sales. Then it's essentially a massive capitalist enabler.
Endless calls. All day, everyday. I took my laptop to the toilet and went on mute. Took my dump whilst on the call.
Tech types: Will always complain their well paid job is hard. The tools aren't right. The language is all wrong. The architecture is wrong. *Yawn*
Battles in the Code.
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